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Viagra Video Game Pulled By FDA



There's nothing new about companies using clever and sometimes fun online games to promote their products. (Who hasn't seen one of those mini-golf games from the Orbitz travel site?) But when Pfizer decided to get its game on with a Viagra adventure, the Food and Drug Administration stepped in with a little reprimand, forcing the drug maker to pull the ad since it didn't warn of potential risks or side affects.

The game, "Viva Cruiser," had you guide a motorcycle down a desert road, picking up items you would need for a great date – roses, scented candles, gift boxes, and of course a little blue pill – while avoiding traffic cones along the way.

A voice-over intoned "Don't let erectile dysfunction slow you down ...".

"The video is misleading because it makes representations and suggestions about the use of Viagra ... but fails to disclose any risk information for the drug," the FDA stated.

We wish we could show you the game, which linked from Forbes.com before it was pulled in September.

You can still go to the Viagra Web site to play a little game that gets an apparently bored couple together on the couch but it isn't quite the same thrill.

Now, aren't you proud of us for avoiding all the obvious innuendo opportunities? Just please don't call us a bunch of stiffs. [Source: Joystiq.com.]

Was the FDA right to shut down the Viagra game?


Ozzy and Little Steven Star in New 'World of Warcraft' TV Ads


Now that Blizzard has sold upwards of infinity units of its new 'World of Warcraft' (WoW) expansion, 'Wrath of the Lich King,' the company has unleashed a series of new ads starring some of pop culture's finest ambassadors.

The ads, both linked to after the jump, star Ozzy Ozbourne and Steve Van Zandt (he of both 'Sopranos' and E Street Band fame), respectively. They're both pretty entertaining, and a quick watch is a much better alternative than dedicating the next three years of your life to playing the game itself.

WoW now has more than 11 million subscribers, which is more than the population of Switzerland, Sweden, or Puerto Rico, Jamaica, and Panama combined. [From: BigDownload]

HP Pulls Ads Featuring Song By Disgraced Rocker



Due to popular complaint, Hewlett-Packard (HP) has pulled advertisements for the TouchSmart computer that featured a Gary Glitter song, WEBN.com reports. The song in question, 'Do You Wanna Touch Me,' was performed by Joan Jett in the version used for the advertisement, but was originally written by Gary Glitter, a '70s glam rocker and convicted sex offender.

Glitter, who is best known in the U.S. for the basketball arena anthem 'Rock and Roll, Part 2,' has been convicted of possessing child pornography in the U.K., and just recently served prison time in Vietnam for molesting two underage girls.

Having received an undisclosed number of complaints about the use of Glitter's song, Hewlett-Packard pulled the commercial, claiming that the corporation was not aware of Glitter's songwriting credit on the song.

For our part, we've been saying for years that 'Rock and Roll, Part 2' should never again be played at sporting events, as much because of Glitter's despicable crimes as because of that song's being freaking obnoxious. [From: WEBN.com]

Creepy BabyMaker3000 Actually Being Used to Make Virtual Babies



As we inch ever closer to a future in which our babies are exactly what we want them to be, German car manufacturer Volkswagen has put together a nifty little preview in the form of a promotional Web app. Just upload pictures of yourself and your loved one (or celebrities who you've never met), set the key points (eyes, mouth, nose, etc..), and watch the magic unfold.

According to VW's PR team, the BabyMaker3000 has brought 314,384 digital babies into the world since going live a month ago -- surpassing the number of real babies born in the U.S. during a comparable timeframe (295,075). An estimated half million visitors have checked out the site, a pretty mind-boggling number that probably says something about our desire for this type of technology in the real world.

In case you were wondering, the above virtual baby belongs to one Barack Obama and one newly divorced baby mama, Madonna. We're naming him Barack Hussein Madonna-Obama-Rama, and no, you can't take his photograph, filthy paparazzi. [From: VW.com]

Apple Co-Founder Stars In Kinda Funny Outerwear Webisodes


After enjoying a lucrative career after co-founding Apple with Steve Jobs, Steve "The Woz" Wozniak can do whatever he wants. He's dated Kathy Griffin (to each, their own), played on a Segway polo team, and is now starring in a collection of online ads for a clothing company.

The commercials are for SCOTTEVEST, which designs clothes with numerous pockets and unique features to incorporate gadgets, so it's no wonder they'd go with someone like Woz. Two of the 'Woz-i-sodes' are up now, featuring the corpulent computer man in a 'Star Wars' spoof and fishing video where he uses an iPod nano for a lure.

We're not sure how many vests or pairs of 14-pocket cargo pants they'll sell, but more are on their way every week. Check them out here. [Source: Tuaw]
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RIM Shows Employees That Celebrities Use BlackBerrys


Oh yeah, we know a certain dutiful crew in the R&D labs at RIM are toiling away on the BlackBerrys that we'll be swooning over in the years to come, but what winner took the time (and what champion instructed him / her?) to conjure up this PowerPoint slide?

Reportedly, this here slide was used within the company to show just how awesome its handsets are, because clearly, if six rich people accept free phones well before the street date from you, that equates to stellar quality and usability. Oh, and just remember RIM -- we'll bet Motorola used to brag about all the superstars with RAZRs, too. See how far that got 'em?

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Obama Ads Appearing in Video Games


It's been said(over and over and over again) that Barack Obama's campaign has embraced modern technology unlike any in the history of politics. Well, folks, that ain't no lie.

An ad for Obama has popped up in the Xbox 360 racing game 'Burnout Paradise'. A presidential ad strategically placed in a video game titled 'Burnout Paradise'... sorry... we're just enjoying the moment. You may not be impressed with this subversive, brilliant target marketing, but we are. Seriously impressed and amused.

The McCain camp will no doubt respond with a flock of carrier pigeons spreading the sacred word of Palin (which is awesome in its own right), but somehow they always seem a step behind.

'Burnout Paradise'...Priceless. [From: politico.com]

Popular Online? Google Wants Your Adspace

Popular online? Google Wants Your Adspace.Google has of course made a name for itself through its search-based technical innovations. But, many of its most impressive tricks reside behind the scenes in the way it sells and delivers advertising, funding its future growth. A recently revealed patent application has shed a little light on what could be a tie-in to social networks, making people who are popular online more valuable ad recipients than everyone else.

The idea is simple: Those who have lots of friends in MySpace, Facebook, or the like, or who are particularly active on large forums, will have advertising space that's more valuable than your average, isolated Internet-izen. The patent was applied for 18 months ago, and for its part Google is downplaying the application, saying that it gets dozens of patents each year to protect its interests but that many don't go anywhere. We just hope those heavily-networked types get something of a kickback -- not just pages and pages full of ads. [From: NEWS.com.au]
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Microsoft's New 'I'm a PC' Ad Gently Alights Upon the Airwaves


Microsoft started airing its new "I'm a PC" advertisements on TV last night, giving Mr. Seinfeld a bit of a rest while it faces Apple's campaign head-on. It's very touching "we are the world" kind of stuff: smug-free, heart-string-tugging and so forth, but basically it boils down to 100 points for zero Justin Long, minus 100 points for zero John Hodgman. The ad is embedded after the break.

Update: YouTube version added for the Silverlight-averse. Also, is it just us, or does Microsoft's Hodgman-clone kind of look like Paul Dano? Just something to think about.
Engadget

Microsoft's New Ads: Seinfeld and Gates Out, Hodgman Lookalike In


According to a report from the New York Times, the next phase of Microsoft's latest ad campaign is set to begin -- sans Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. Apparently, the new ads do away with the unusual (and somewhat ill-received) banter and "real life" experiences of the two celebrities, and trade them for an earnest embrace of... Apple's "PC" character. Apparently, one of the new ads even begins with a John Hodgman lookalike stating, "Hello, I'm a PC, and I've been made into a stereotype." Beyond the flip on a rival's depiction of its brand, the campaign will feature cameos from Eva Longoria, Deepak Chopra, Pharrell Williams, and even Gates -- though Seinfeld doesn't make the cut.

While we're curious to see what the company cooks up in the new ads, it does strike us as somewhat odd that the supposed narrative Microsoft was establishing with Gates and Seinfeld has abruptly been abandoned in favor of these new spots. Is this a decision which was made long ago, or did the largely negative / confused reaction to the last set of ads force the company's hand? We only have its official statement to go on: "We will be executing the second phase of our advertising campaign tomorrow, as planned from the start." [From: NY Times]

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