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Freehands Texting Gloves (Earth Lover, Under $50)

Smoking gloves are so passé, not to mention, environmentally-unfriendly. Texting gloves, on the other hand (pun intended), are like the 2009 version of the foldback-mittens (the simple, removable finger piece, above, means you can keep on texting regardless of the weather). Keeping digits toasty while shooting off a text is actually pretty crucial, especially when hiking, cross-country skiing, or just driving in an unheated (presumably hybrid) car. Available in fleece, tech liner and real leather (for both men and women), Freehands gloves ($18-$24) keep outdoorsy texting addicts flexible and warm all winter long. That is, as long as their (presumably eco-friendly) cells gets reception on Mount Anywhere....

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Gadgets You Can Wear (But Really Shouldn't)

A Collection of Silly Geeky Wearables
Want to be taken seriously by your peers? Well, then don't get caught wearing any of this stuff. GeekSugar has compiled a list of gadgety wear and accessories that will almost universally make you look bad, regardless of how geeky your peers are. Here are a few highlights:
  • Oakley Thump MP3 Sunglasses - The style is good, but the fold-down headphones make these a bit cheesy and, dare we say it, not quite socially acceptable.
  • The Connect-a-Desk - This backwards backpack lets you type on a laptop while walking around. Great for system admins who are constantly walking around the building. Not so great for being seen in public.
  • iPod Lederhosen - Okay, if you happen to live or work in an area where lederhosen (traditional German pants) are socially acceptable (which we doubt), don't further push your luck by wearing this model of pants sporting integrated iPod controls. There's nothing trendy, or traditional, about them.
  • R2D2 Backpack - This would be undeniably cute for your kids, but, regardless of how badly you want to go back to the time when you were a young Padawan learner, there's just no place for one of these on an adult.
  • The iPod Hat - Yes, it's a hat that holds an iPod. Need we say more?
Take heed and avoid these things -- unless you're seeking a gag gift for a friend, that is. If you are looking to embarrass somebody, though, consider this a sort of shopping list, and check out the read link for even more ideas. We also thought we'd add a gallery we created a while back, of other silly tech clothing. [From: GeekSugar]

Gallery: Tech Fashion

  • Solar-Powered Tie
  • Keyboard Pants
  • NES Controller Belt buckle
  • The NES Belt Buckle
  • 'Pac-Man' on the Runway

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Solstrom's New Nano-Bikini Is Water-Repellent


Last year the brain trust in Zurich announced their high-tech leisure suit that never gets wet, and now Solestrom International (the UV-detecting bikini company) has announced its own water-repellent nano-material. Called Sun Dry, each fiber of the new fabric is surrounded by an invisible barrier that allows water to pass through it rather than being absorbed into it. Essentially, the swimwear can't soak up liquid, is resistant to chlorine, and is rated SPF 50. Running the gamut from black to maroon to red, the clothing is in the $29 - $99 price range. Perfect for your next trip to Rockaway Beach.

[Via Telegraph]

Video Games

Dorkiest Varsity Jacket Ever Lays on the Nintendo Charm



At first glance, we actually gagged upon seeing the jacket pictured above. Immediately after regaining our composure, we wondered how on earth such a magnificent piece of retro kitsch could have such a negative impact on our lives. Then, it hit us. It's the dude. Seriously. Strap this $200, limited-run jacket on anyone even remotely beautiful and we'd bet that you, too, would see things differently. Or maybe it is just obscenely tacky. But it'd be much less so on anyone other than this fellow. [From: OhGizmo]


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Handbag Made of Keyboard Is Geeky, Stylish, and Impractical

The Keybag - Beautiful, Geeky, Impractical
João Sabino a Portuguese designer has finally found a use for all those computer keyboards that land in the trash. He has repurposed 393 discarded keys to cover interesting-looking, though impractical, handbags. The tote style bags are described as fashionable, though we can't really imagine anyone carrying one of these around. That doesn't mean we can't sit back and admire the geeky design porn.

Unlike many of the other geeky designs we cover here, the Keybag is actually for sale. €130 (about $182) gets you a black or white model, while €145 (about $202) nabs you a pink or red bag. You can order one through www.joaosabino.pt. [From: Walyou]

Audio/Video, Cameras, Home Video, Portable Audio

Ultimate 'VideoMan' Suit Lets You Project Movies Anywhere



Not content to simply be in movies, the VideoMan suit is designed to allow you to actually be the movies.

Actually, the real goal of its creators is to put together the ultimate power suit for protesting and rabble-rousing. The rig consists of a video camera, projector, portable battery pack (a big one), power inverters, amplifiers and other noise generators. And makes you look like a ridiculous Ghostbuster.

In theory, we kinda like it. But in the wrong hands -- like someone very annoying with something very annoying to say -- it could be unspeakably dangerous. In other words: Keep this thing away from the Verizon guy. (Yes, we can already hear you now.) [From: Techeblog]

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