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5 Most Boring Video Games Ever

Since the dawn of the Atari, developers have striven for realistic gaming: titles that mimic real-world situations. Problem is, not everyone's life is like Solid Snake's, and sometimes replicating virtual reality gets a tad too realistic. For every pulse-pounding 'Grand Theft Auto' or mind-expanding 'Katamari,' there are yawn-inducing titles like 'Walk It Out.' Games are for escapism, we say, not for reenacting the monotony we experience when we put the controllers down.

Last week, Kotaku wrote about Konami's new 'Walk It Out' title, a game that is about, well, walking. (To be fair, players do have to walk to a rhythm.) With a soundtrack of over 100 songs, Konami is trying to ensure that pretending to amble around the world is more fun than actually going for a walk -- which, hopefully, individuals would prefer to passing through pixelated parks.

Congrats to Konami for utilizing the fitness aspect of the Wii, but going for a stroll feels awfully boring. While the first major video game depicted nothing but a paddle and a ball, creators still prove that everyday, mundane activities make it onto the shelves more often than we'd like. Here's a look at some of the most boring, too-realistic, pointless video games we've played.

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Retro DIY Super Nintendo Cartridge Wallet


Sure, it might be a little more cumbersome than your current billfold -- but whatever -- this is awesome. This SNES cartridge has been modded so that it holds a photo ID on the front plate, but it's also been gutted of its internals and outfitted with a hinge so that there's storage space on the inside. Oh, and it's got an LED that can be powered on and off, plus it plays game music / noises! Crazy, right? Well, it's slightly complicated to build one of your own, but Instructables has the details, should you want to give it a whirl. Ask yourself this: what better project could you ask for in the new year? [Via Hack A Day]

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Geek Proposes With Vintage Super Nintendo Game


The past few weeks have seen an explosion in super geeky marriage proposals. One IT supervisor from California went with an iPhone application, while Web geek Sean Bonner scored our favorite marriage request ever with a proposal via Twitter.

The latest in the fad of dork-tacular marriage proposals comes in a close second to Bonner's, if only because of its sheer nerdiness. A YouTube user, who goes by the name of TheRealPfhreak, hacked the ROM (basically a playable digital copy) of the Super Nintendo classic 'Chrono Trigger' and created a whole new area in the game for his girlfriend to explore. That's right, he hacked apart the game and added his own content, which is no simple task. He recreated Mount Baker in Washington (the site of their first date) in the game and littered the mountain side with NPCs (non-player characters) who reminisced about some of the couple's favorite memories together.

At the top of the mountain a knight named Phill introduces himself and rambles sappily about once having tried to catch the Sun for his maiden. Phill the knight then just blurts out a proposal. Apparently, TheRealPfhreak's now-fiancee responded by saying, "you're such a nerd," before giving him and enthusiastic "yes." Check out the clip above and visit the YouTube page for the creator's complete explanation (and a strangely alluring soundtrack). [From: YouTube, Via: OhGizmo!]

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