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Hype Check: 'Super Mario Bros.' Wii Rocks the Return to Side-Scrolling Roots

The Hype: Eons ago, in 1982, video games took a dramatic evolutionary leap as 'Pitfall' and 'Moon Patrol' revolutionized the burgeoning gaming movement with the development of the side-scrolling platform. No longer limited to single-screen action or distant, overhead views, virtual worlds astronomically increased in size and scope.

Take a warp-zone pipe ahead almost 30 years, and the dramatically advanced gaming landscape is now littered with obsolete styles that have been forced into extinction. Yet side-scrollers have managed to survive, and now, one ubiquitous, enormously popular, 25-year-old franchise heads back to where it all began.

With a few notable departures (and failures), the sprawling 'Mario Bros.' universe has predominately adhered to the side-scrolling platform. Perhaps still angry at 'Zelda II: The Adventure of Link' for encroaching on its side-scrolling domain, the Mario team created the open-ended 'Super Mario 64,' which received extensive accolades but didn't capture the simplistic and enthralling fun of the previous titles. Nintendo also tried to find a happy medium with 'Paper Mario', which switched between side-scrolling and 3-D, but the titles, while fun, also failed to win over devoted Mario-philes.

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'Super Mario' Manicure Sure to Attract Multiplayer Partners

When it comes to selecting a mate, animals typically pick the partner with the brightest, loudest, and most outlandish natural ornaments. The process definitely applies to humans, as well, and one sexy gamer (who goes by the PhotoBucket handle 'nailchick27') has created a decorative symbol of gaming prowess just for Nintendo nerds, Neatorama reports.

Although it may impede actual gaming sessions, the 'Super Mario Bros.' manicure, which festoons fingernails with depictions of scenes from the video game franchise, should certainly prove irresistible to Mario junkies. If the fancy nails alone don't adequately attract dorks of the opposite gender, there's a closet full of other Nintendo fashion accessories certain to arouse the interest of a potential multiplayer partner. But, take notice. Before you begin drooling over the Nintendo couture, be aware that there's a picture of a fat, pale guy in his Mario unmentionables. Although, who knows. That may actually be highly stimulatory for members of the species Dorkus Marius. [From: PhotoBucket user nailchick27, via Neatorama]

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Adolescent Kanye West Created Sex-Themed 'Mario' Game


In 2006, Kanye West fought off accusations that he suffered from sex addiction, offering this, "I say, 'yeah, I like porn,' then it's all: 'Kanye West: Sex Addict.'" Well, his recent revelation to Details magazine won't help to dispel any of those rumors.

The ever eclectic West describes a version of 'Mario Bros.' he had attempted to create as a youngster on his home computer. Here's an excerpt from the Details interview:

"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like 'Mario Brothers,' but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. You'd have to draw in and program every little step. It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Genius innovator of new and unique styles of music and gaming, or pervert? In case he's reading, we'll say genius. [From: Joystiq]

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How to Cook Up a Super Mario-style 1UP Mushroom Burger

Give Yourself Extra Lives with 1UP Mushroom Burger
We haven't figured out if eating these 1UP burgers will actually give us extra lives, but we can guarantee that we will be cooking up plenty of these in the Switched kitchen in the coming days.

Potential genius, Karen Chu, has posted instruction on the DIY resource Instructables.com detailing how to create a mushroom burger that looks like the life-giving 1UP mushroom from 'Super Mario Bros.' Creating the burgers takes a little time, but they don't seem particularly difficult to make. Of course, you could make it even easier by simply using ground chuck (accept no substitutes!) to make nice round burgers of your own instead of the veggie patties included in this recipe.

All you need is some mozzarella, green food coloring, and some nice big round buns. Now get cracking, and let us know if you come right back to life the next time you have a run-in with a goomba. [From: Instructables, Via: Neatorama]

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'Super Mario Bros' Theme Performed on an Oud


There is no surer way to catch a geek's attention than to play the 'Super Mario Bros' theme on an instrument other than a 16-bit gaming console Whether it's piano, a flute, a guitar, or, even more impressively, two guitars! We've seen it played on a Theremin, a Tesla coil, and even by driving an RC car past a series of bottles filled with water.

So why, then, do we care about the admittedly more mundane performance here of guitar and oud (the Middle Eastern precursor to the lute)? 'Cause we're suckers! No matter how many times or how many ways we hear it, we'll never get tired of this sweet iconic melody. Enjoy. [From: Walyou]

Video Games, Slideshows

Nintendo's Fashion Runway Show


Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Dolce & Gabbana. These are the names that immediately come to mind when one thinks of legendary Italian couture. And you can now add Mario and Luigi to that distinguished list. The fashion world has been abuzz since the pair debuted its new line of Nintendo-themed t-shirts, hats, backpacks and other apparel at a recent runway show in the Nintendo World Store in New York's Rockefeller Center.

You want the truth? It was actually Nintendo putting on the show, and not two fictional video-game characters. And, well, it's a pretty safe bet to assume that the fashion world failed to acknowledge the event. Still, this isn't your run-of-the-mill, crappy corporate propaganda -- these clothes definitely have style. Check them out for yourself in the gallery below.

SPOILER ALERT! This gallery contains photos of a pale, overweight gentleman in 'Super Mario Bros.' underwear. You've been warned.

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