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Google Search Suggestions Show Popular, Moronic Queries

The Brits are great, some of our favorite people. Well-dressed, polite, fabulous musicians, but perhaps a bit too hard on the average individual. In a recent investigation on the nature of humanity, CNET.co.uk decided to see what popular searches Google offered when prompted by simple questions, and the findings were bleak. Using 'Google Suggest,' the auto-fill feature that predicts text as it's being input into the search query, suggested that most Googlers looking for answers are, in fact, stupid. The phrases entered were examples like "Am I going..." and the Google-prompted response would be, "Into Labour?" (See, British spelling). CNET's snide answer: "Is there a brand-new human poking out of your lower body? If yes, then congratulations, you're going into labour. More accurately, you're already in it."

Fair enough; people who use the Internet can be quite daft. But that's the joy on the Web, having immediate answers to questions you might feel to, er...stupid to ask. A lost soul could type in an absurd question, like "Am I having a heart attack?" and quickly get a plethora of responses. Sure, typing in "Why can't I..." reveals the silly-sounding "Own a Canadian," but actually hearkens back to a Dr. Laura radio program. Typing, "Why would a..." in the UK Google box is finished by "...married man cheat?" but on the regular .com, we see "...a change in ph cause a protein to denature" as the top result, followed by "...a cat stop using a litter box?" Honestly, both are questions that should be answered immediately. (Note: Search results are based in popularity, so perhaps there has been a spike in pH changes recently.)

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Rupert Murdoch Wants News Corp. Sites Off Google

Much like the cranky little guy who takes his basketball and storms home, Rupert Murdoch wants any and all stories published by his media outlets to be removed from the index of search engines. According to the Guardian, Murdoch recently told the Australian press (video after the break) that stories from News Corp. outlets (e.g., The Wall Street Journal, the Sun) would be pulled from sites like Google once the company's content becomes strictly pay-to-read. The chairman stopped short of saying exactly when all News Corp. content would become subscriber-based, and thus removed from such sites.

Still, this proclamation comes as no surprise. Last month, Murdoch called out Google -- referring to the site as "content kleptomaniacs." But if you ask us, Murdoch is fighting a losing battle. You can't expect people to start paying for content they're accustomed to getting for free. Despite supposed subscription walls on News Corp. sites, people have had a relatively easy time reading without paying -- and that's on the company's own sites. Before "taking his ball and going home," Murdoch might do well to consider this: Just as the people on the court will find another ball, people on the Web will find other ways to get their news. The game will continue. [From: Guardian and Newsweek]

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Adult Care Bear and Balloon Boy Among Popular Costume Searches


If you've ever dressed up for Halloween, you've probably bumped into someone at a party or bar who's wearing the same costume as you. From experience, we can say it's a deflating feeling. While the holiday is practically upon us, you might want to quickly scan this list of popular costume searches before you head out into the night.

What costumes are in this year? Well, CNET News reports dead celebrities, anything sexy, and cartoon characters are among October's more popular Web search terms -- with Michael Jackson and Balloon Boy taking the top honors. Judging from that list, you'll see plenty of people Saturday night who are wearing single gloves and fedoras, skimpy sailor uniforms, and sexy Care Bear suits. Now, that's truly scary! In case those costumes don't strike your fancy, there are geekier options out there, too.

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Tweets to Appear in Google and Microsoft Search Results

Google and Microsoft to Add Twitter to Search Results

Yesterday, both Bing and Google announced that they had respectively struck deals to index the 140-character bits of information found on Twitter and compile them in real-time search results. Twitter currently has its own tool for searching Tweets, but results are organized by chronology. Bing and Google will be applying algorithms to ensure users get the most relevant and trusted results, hopefully bringing order to the chaos that is finding info on Twitter.

Bing has already posted a beta version of its Twitter search tool -- www.bing.com/twitter/ -- providing a quick glance at the hottest topics and a collection of related links shared on Twitter. Google, on the other hand, has no concrete work to show off thus far. Google announced in a blog post that it will launch a "product" in the coming months showing how Twitter-aided search results might look. The Bing Twitter beta shows a short list of the most recent Tweets matching a search, and also lists the most popular links posted on Twitter (and tweets that include those links).

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Google Enlarges Search Box, Promises More Fun


You know how in movies, a character plays a trick on another by subtly changing something to which they're accustomed? Like the size of their favorite slippers, or the location of a trusted hat rack, causing the victim to toss their cap onto the floor? It's that grand old prank of quietly rearranging things to mess with somebody's head. That's how we felt this morning when we went to do our daily googling of our names. (Honestly, we must keep up on a daily basis.) Something was off. Something was different.

Well, Google has decided to enlarge its search box, making its type easier to see for those who have to squint. Vice President Marissa Mayer wrote on the official Google blog, "It makes our clean, minimalist homepage even easier and more fun to use." Is this the face of Fun 2.0? [From: Google]

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Has Google Made Dictionaries Obsolete?

Try hard to remember the last time you picked up a dictionary. (You know, that big, old dusty book with gold-leaf on the cover.) For those who've grown up in the 'Age of Google,' it might be hard to recall. Because, with a few keystrokes and a click of a button, a search engine can retrieve the definition of any word, not only in the English language, but many others, too.

According to The Wall Street Journal, dictionaries, which are essentially massive databases, have been eclipsed by Google's ability to provide a quick definition, spelling, and examples of word usage in nanoseconds. Often, the definition appears just by reading the two-sentence summaries on the search results page, no visit to an online dictionary necessary. However, the Journal isn't calling for the burning of all print dictionaries -- they're still useful if you're looking for obscure usages and etymologies.

The real beef here is with dictionaries, period. Unclear or outdated definitions, and a dearth of example sentences plague both print and online versions. For some reason, despite the freedom the Web offers, lexicographers haven't figured out how to make online dictionaries dynamic and up-to-date databases. Until someone figures out how to use them, we'll just have to consult the 'Google-nary' for our language needs. [From: The Wall Street Journal]

Google, Web

Google Receives Patent for Home Page Design


Further increasing its dominance over everything Web-related, Google received a patent Tuesday for the design of its home page, according to Gawker. One might ask, "What is there to patent?" After all, the design is minimalist at best and plain at worst. Well, it means that Google owns the idea of having a home page with a search box placed in the middle (where else?), two buttons underneath that box (seems logical enough), and numerous links surrounding the aforementioned items (not unreasonable).

So, if you're an enterprising individual that's thinking about creating your own Internet search engine, design just became a lot more difficult. You'll be forced to come up with some complicated and busy interface. That's because, if this patent is enforced, Google pretty much owns the idea of a clean, simple home page whose design makes sense. And that's not to mention the potential implications for sites like Yahoo!, which has a search page fairly similar to Google's.

Nonetheless, it's been a long road for Google, which first applied for the patent in 2004. We'd think it's a safe bet to say that, at Google HQ, the champagne flowed -- like the tears of everyone else on the Web. [From: Gawker]

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Searching for 'Jessica Biel' Is Bad for Your Computer


Entering "Jessica Biel" into a search engine might not be the best idea these days. Instead of a list of the actress's credentials, or even some sexy photographs, you'll most likely end up with spam, spyware, a virus or a busted computer.

Reuters reports that Jessica Biel topped a list of the riskiest A-list celebrity names to search on the Web. The list, compiled by Internet security company McAfee Inc., found that users have a one-in-five chance of being directed to a malicious site when searching for Biel's name. It should come as no surprise that hackers use popular trends to infect computers and steal personal information. Last year, Brad Pitt topped McAfee's list, and he ranked only tenth in 2009.

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'Porn' a Top Search Result for Kids, Study Finds


Nobody is surprised anymore that "sex" and "porn" are always in the top ten search terms. So why is it news that kids are routinely searching out the naughty stuff online, as well?

According to Symantec, which used its OnlineFamily.Norton service to track 3.5 million kids' searches anonymously, "sex" and "porn" are respectively the fourth and sixth most popular search terms among younger browsers. "YouTube" and "Google" came in as number one and two, respectively. (Though we're not sure why you'd have to search for a search engine.) Overall, kids' search terms didn't look all that different from those of adults, with the exception of the name "Fred," a popular YouTube performer, who came in at number nine.

Marian Merritt, Symantec's Internet safety advocate, summed up our feelings pretty well when she told the BBC, "I think we have all gotten over our shock that the Internet has porn."

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'Blind Search' Tells You What You Really Think About Google


Google is just about everyone's go-to search engine. Hell, it's the only search engine whose name has become a verb. (We don't foresee anyone "Binging" anything anytime soon.) But we wonder: Is Google really the search engine for you?

Enter a search query at Blind Search, and you'll be presented with three different sets of results in unlabeled columns (each one is a different search engine). Vote for the one that presents you with the best results in order to see which search engine you prefer. It's a blind taste test in the tradition of Dunkin Donuts vs. Starbucks, and Coke vs. Pepsi.

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Yahoo! and Microsoft Finally Team Up for Mega Search


In a move to compete with Google, lesser search providers Yahoo! and Microsoft yesterday inked a 10-year agreement to combine their search powers. Microsoft's Bing, the Redmond-based company's latest foray into the search market, will be powering Yahoo!'s search engine, and, in turn, Yahoo! will sell ads. The combined companies' research-and-development teams might actually make a legitimate pass at Google's dominance -- and hopefully a useful tool in the process.

During the first five years of the deal, Yahoo! will get to keep 88-percent of the ad revenue from its own search sites and will be able to sell ads on certain Microsoft Web sites, as well, becoming the exclusive force behind Microsoft's advertising sales initiatives. The Bing algorithm will be used then for Yahoo! search, which is the second largest search engine in the world. However, as blogger Kara Swisher points out, no comment has been made on whether or not Yahoo! search will be marked as 'powered by Bing.'

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Web Advertisers' New Self-Regulating Policies -- Will They Work?



After Feds decided to step up their monitoring practices of Web ad companies that use behavioral advertising (which narrows ad content based on search terms, age ranges, and interests), a group of Web and media advertisers decided to launch new guidelines on privacy.

USA Today reports that more than 5,000 companies, along with the Better Business Bureau and the American Association of National Advertisers, developed seven main principles for self-policing, allowing surfers to 'opt-out' of any behavior advertising and showing what type of data is being collected, and by whom. Often, free services share search terms to sustain themselves, and most users are unaware of this policy.

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Beware of 'Swan Flu' and Other Common Misspellings

Yahoo! buzz editor Vera Chan spoke to USAToday.com about the most misspelled search engine terms, putting 'Brack Obama,' 'Swan Flu,' and 'Paperview boxing' (our personal favorite) at the top of the list. Trends and breaking news, she said, obviously contribute to the misspellings, but the worst typos occur when searchers look for other sites, including 'Gogle' and 'utube.'

Google senior engineer Mark Paskin says that there are two different types of misspellings in this context: typos and conceptual errors. Typos are mistakes, but conceptual errors occur when users misunderstand or simply don't know the word they're trying to find. Paskin has compiled his own top list of erroneously spelled search terms, including 'nauseous,' 'definitely,' and 'stilettos.' Like Chan, he also sees a lot of 'u tube' searching, which, while it does refer to a certain type of plumbing device, is usually a misguided attempt to reach the video site. [From: USA Today]

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Koogle: The Kosher Search Engine for Orthodox Jews

Kosher Search Engine for Orthodox Jews
Orthodox Jewish rabbis place strict limitations on the faithful's Internet use. While the Web is an invaluable tool, it's also filled with images and sites that violate the rules of Orthodox Jewish living.

But that's where Koogle comes into play. Koogle (a play on Google and Kugel) is a kosher search engine; it filters out things like pornography, immodest images of women, and forbidden products like televisions.

Israeli developer Yossi Altman created the site in response to rabbis looking for a way to let their Orthodox Jewish followers use the Internet in good conscience. And it's a good thing, too. The Web has become indispensable as a method for finding services and information -- being forbidden from using it would put the entire Orthodox community at a disadvantage. How would it hear the latest musings from Twitter celeb Levar Burton, keep up with the Arduino news from rumorist extraordinaire Michael Arrington, or stay up to date on the latest Ubuntu Linux distro? [From: Reuters]

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Microsoft Bing in Hot Water Over Porn Access



Just this week, Microsoft introduced Bing, a new search engine, to the world. Despite some positive reviews, the Google competitor is already stirring up controversy. It turns out that, with just a few simple clicks in the site's security settings, videos can be previewed from within Bing's search results. So, what's all the hoopla about? Any video can be played, which means pornography can be displayed once safety settings are turned off.

Once you turn off the search engine's safety features (which requires no age verification), pornographic videos may show up in your video results depending on your search terms. Because Bing automatically plays videos when you hover over them with your mouse, you may be surprised with an unexpectedly graphic video; we tested this out, and stumbled upon a few not-so-tasteful videos. Microsoft has issued instructions through Twitter -- prompted by Loic Le Meur, a high-profile blogger -- on how to adjust your security settings.

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