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Dog Sniffs Out 35,000 Pirated DVDs

The most powerful weapon to have recently emerged against the high-tech, big-money industry of DVD piracy comes in an unlikely package: knee-high, four-legged, and covered with black hair.

Wednesday, according to the AFP, the worldwide arm of the Motion Picture Association of America (called, simply, the Motion Picture Association) announced that 35,000 pirated discs had recently been located in several Malaysian warehouses -- by none other than a black lab named Paddy. Trained to sniff out chemicals integral to the bootleg discs, Paddy was given to the Malaysian government by the trade association, itself. Thanks to the dog's nuanced sense of smell, Malaysia's ministry of trade and consumer affairs was able to shut down the six different warehouses in possession of the pirated goods. The Motion Picture Association, which has reported that the companies it represents lost a total of $6.1 billion to pirates in 2005, is of course quite pleased with the work of its canine cop.

On top of being a curse to pirates everywhere, ol' Paddy must be a pretty tough film critic, to boot. After all, to him, pretty much every movie stinks. [From: Yahoo/AFP]

Computers

Lasers Are the Only Way to Deal With Pirates, Says Homeland Security

Lasers - The Solution to All of Life's Problems
Despite what Homer would have you believe, beer is not the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. According to homeland security analyst, James Jay Carafano, the solution to all life's problems is actually lasers.

Carafano, a PhD and Senior Research Fellow at the conservative Heritage Foundation, has been suggesting for years that the solution to just about every security issue we face is directed energy weapons (DEW) such as lasers and microwave guns.

In 2004, he suggested outfitting power plants and transportation hubs with lasers to defend against missiles. Then in 2005, he declared them the future of anti-terrorism technology. In 2006, he suggested that laser-based weapons could be used to destroy Hezbollah rockets. And as if his obsession wasn't obvious enough yet, in 2007 he argued for deploying such weapons on nuclear powered Navy ships and that the Russian-Georgian conflict highlighted the need for DEW systems.

Now, Carafano is suggesting that these weapons would be perfect for defending against pirate attacks in the lawless seas. He argues that even low-powered lasers would be effective at disabling the engines of small boats and detonating shoulder-fired missiles before they could be launched. In fact, it seems the only thing Carafano isn't suggesting we do with lasers is strap them to the heads of sharks. [From: Wired]

Audio/Video, Video Games

'BioShock' Video Game to Be Made Into Movie

'Bioshock's Underwater Dystopia Heading to the Silver Screen
Last year, top-notch first-person shooter 'BioShock' dazzled the gaming media with its engaging storyline and incredibly rich environment. It was immediately clear that a sequel was required, and developer Take-Two is currently working on it. Now, the gaming developer has revealed that a Hollywood adaptation is in the works, as well.

Gore Verbinski -- famous for his work on the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' films -- has been lined up for directorial duties. The screenwriter for the script has not been finalized, but John Logan, who wrote 'Star Trek: Nemesis' and 'The Aviator' is currently in talks to handle that duty.

It's always hard to know what to expect when talking about a film based on a video game, but it's got to be better than the film adaptation of 'BloodRayne' -- right? [Source: USAToday/Reuters]

Audio/Video, Computers

MPAA Sets Up Fake Site to Lure Pirates



These days you just can't go downloading illegal copies of movies from just anywhere. Oh no, you have to be careful. Case in point: MiiVii.com. The site, which existed for only a few days, enabled users to upload and download copyrighted films. It even offered a software client you could download to speed up those downloads. The best part? It was created and run by Media Defender, the muscley, tattooed arm of the Motion Picture Association of America used to find and stop pirates.

To use the site you had to register and provide your name, e-mail, and other identifying information, things that will surely be used against any poor souls who did register. Additionally, that software download didn't really do much to speed up downloads. Instead it ran searches on your computer to look for illegally acquired media, and reported the findings back to the home server.

The site was taken offline just a few hours after news broke about who was behind it. However, we have to wonder if this was the first trap of its kind. Surely it won't be the last.

From Slashdot and TECH.BLORGE.com

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