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Hype Check: 'Super Mario Bros.' Wii Rocks the Return to Side-Scrolling Roots

The Hype: Eons ago, in 1982, video games took a dramatic evolutionary leap as 'Pitfall' and 'Moon Patrol' revolutionized the burgeoning gaming movement with the development of the side-scrolling platform. No longer limited to single-screen action or distant, overhead views, virtual worlds astronomically increased in size and scope.

Take a warp-zone pipe ahead almost 30 years, and the dramatically advanced gaming landscape is now littered with obsolete styles that have been forced into extinction. Yet side-scrollers have managed to survive, and now, one ubiquitous, enormously popular, 25-year-old franchise heads back to where it all began.

With a few notable departures (and failures), the sprawling 'Mario Bros.' universe has predominately adhered to the side-scrolling platform. Perhaps still angry at 'Zelda II: The Adventure of Link' for encroaching on its side-scrolling domain, the Mario team created the open-ended 'Super Mario 64,' which received extensive accolades but didn't capture the simplistic and enthralling fun of the previous titles. Nintendo also tried to find a happy medium with 'Paper Mario', which switched between side-scrolling and 3-D, but the titles, while fun, also failed to win over devoted Mario-philes.

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Video Games, Web

Video Game Papercraft: The New Nerdy Hobby

A few weeks back, we were intrigued by The Toy Zone's roundup of 25 video games that had been recreated as paper dioramas. Needless to say, we wanted more. Using our rigorous investigative journalism techniques, we trudged through the Internet and soon stumbled upon Nintendo Papercrafts, a site devoted to DIY paper projects featuring classic NES characters.

This is a thing that people do? Amazing! It represents an entirely new shade of geekiness, combining the nerd-tastic hobbies of gaming, modeling, and handicrafting. And we can't wait to try it ourselves, since all of the models on Nintendo Papercrafts offer downloadable .zip files of the requisite patterns. All you have to do is print, cut, and glue your way to your own 'Duck Hunt' diorama. The Switched offices will soon be overrun with these things, much as they are already with Tribbles. [From: The Toy Zone and Nintendo Papercrafts]

Video Games

'Mario' and 'Luigi' Rob and Beat Cabbie on Halloween

Police are on the lookout for two brothers. Occupation: plumbers, Clothing: overalls, Hobbies: saving princesses and collecting coins. Reports say they answer to these names: Mario and Luigi.

No, this isn't breaking news from the Mushroom Kingdom (unless Staten Island just got a new nickname). According to the New York Daily News, Staten Island police are searching for four men (two were dressed like the video game icons) who were caught on a gas station's surveillance video around 4 a.m. on November 1st robbing and beating a taxi driver. After apparently leaving a Halloween party, one of the men tried to steal money from the cabbie's pocket. The driver pulled into the gas station and asked the men to pay and get out of his car. They refused, beat the driver, and stole his cash anyway.

There's no word yet on whether or not the crooks were disappointed that the driver wasn't carrying large, gold coins. In all seriousness, let's hope these guys are caught soon. If a couple no-good criminals ruin one of our favorite Halloween costumes, we'll have to go out and regulate. And we won't use turtle shells, either. [From: the New York Daily News]

Video Games, Holiday Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Scribblenauts


Scribblenauts
(Gamer, Under $50)

Scribblenauts ($29.99) is one of those games that gets people talking. Essentially a puzzle game at its core, the experience involves inputting words (via either handwriting recognition or an onscreen keyboard) to outfit your character with different objects to solve the problem at hand. A flamethrower may be the easiest way to burn through some impassably thick brush, while a net may let you catch an intimidating shark. The game's vocabulary is rather staggering; input nearly anything you can think of and watch it manifest before you in two-dimensional glory. When your friend starts complaining about the lack of innovation in video games, hand them your copy of Scribblenauts and say, "Play this."

Video Games

Nintendo Founder Laments the Unpopularity of 'Star Fox'

No matter who you are, you can't always be the best. Even NBA legend Michael Jordan had a bad game every now and then. Apparently, the same holds true for video game developers, too.

In a recent interview with MTV's Multiplayer blog, Miyamoto was asked how he reacts when a game he designs isn't received well by gamers. "I tend to forget those games [laughs]," he said. Miyamoto, the creator of gaming icons Mario and Link, used the example of the 'Star Fox' 3-D space flight game, which featured animals piloting fighter ships. Inspired by "Every time we make a 'Star Fox' game I'm hoping people will enjoy it as much as I do," he said. "...the people that purchase the 'Star Fox' games has decreased over the years."

Don't mistake Miyamoto's words for an indication that he's ready to hang up the 'Star Fox' series. After all, the "Do a Barrel Roll" soundclip from the games has become a meme in its own right. [From: MTV]

Computers, Video Games

Retro Screensaver Plays Classic Nintendo Games



No one really uses screensavers these days. But if you grow bored with staring at a blank screen all day, there are actually some pretty cool ways to liven up your monitor. Screensavers aren't just meant for your viewing pleasure, either. The Nintendo Screensaver not only displays up to 60 classic Nintendo games on your screen, but according to OhGizmo!, with a simple keystroke you can jump into and begin playing any of the titles, too. You can blast away baddies at 'Contra' or help Mario rescue Princess Peach without your boss ever knowing the difference.

However, it might not be the best idea to run this emulator while at work. To play the games, the ROMs (digital copies of the original games) must be on your system, which would be frowned upon by management. It might be safer just to let pre-captured movies from your favorite NES games play on your monitor. After all, it's still much better than watching those flying toasters. Best of all, you won't end up getting the boot for improperly using your company's network connection. [From: Oh Gizmo!]

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Louisville Slugger-Approved Wii Bat Lets You Strike Out in Style


We've seen our fair share of appropriately shaped, if absurd, Wii remotes: the Wii bowling ball, the Wii spray paint can, and the Wii maracas. Now, for enthusiasts of 'Wii Sports' and other baseball titles, Solutions 2 Go brings the officially licensed Louisville Slugger bat attachment to your Wii-mote. It's made of foam, costs $15 at Toys R Us, and snaps onto your separately sold Wii remote. If the developers were looking to make truckloads of money from a thimble full of investments, we figure they just knocked the ball out of the park. [From: Toys R Us, via Dvice]

Video Games

College Students Get Credit for Playing 'Wii Fit'

At the University of Houston, there's a converted racquetball court that houses an aerobics class. Yet, this isn't your traditional aerobics class, no spandex-clad instructor stands at the front of the room. Instead, students turn their gazes to a television screen.

That's because they're playing 'Wii Fit,' and it counts as college credit, too. According to NPR, students who enroll in PEB 4197 play the video game for 20 to 30 minutes twice a week. In turn, they earn one hour of college credit, and just maybe, a healthier body. There are ten Wii consoles that will track the students' progress throughout the semester. Charles Layne, chairman of the Department of Health and Human Performance, says the goal of the class is to attract folks who typically might not attend a traditional yoga or pilates class. In other words, it's a workout designed for nerds.

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'Super Mario' Manicure Sure to Attract Multiplayer Partners

When it comes to selecting a mate, animals typically pick the partner with the brightest, loudest, and most outlandish natural ornaments. The process definitely applies to humans, as well, and one sexy gamer (who goes by the PhotoBucket handle 'nailchick27') has created a decorative symbol of gaming prowess just for Nintendo nerds, Neatorama reports.

Although it may impede actual gaming sessions, the 'Super Mario Bros.' manicure, which festoons fingernails with depictions of scenes from the video game franchise, should certainly prove irresistible to Mario junkies. If the fancy nails alone don't adequately attract dorks of the opposite gender, there's a closet full of other Nintendo fashion accessories certain to arouse the interest of a potential multiplayer partner. But, take notice. Before you begin drooling over the Nintendo couture, be aware that there's a picture of a fat, pale guy in his Mario unmentionables. Although, who knows. That may actually be highly stimulatory for members of the species Dorkus Marius. [From: PhotoBucket user nailchick27, via Neatorama]

Video Games

'Arkeg' Cabinet Perfects Arcades and Ale


It's a combination that surely could only come from the hand of God: beer and arcade games. No, this isn't a joke or a dream. Someone really has created this heavenly contraption.

According to Uncrate, the Arkeg Drink n Game is an arcade cabinet that holds a five-gallon keg and comes with 69 classic arcade games -- from 'Asteroids' to 'Mortal Kombat II.' (This Internet- and iPod-ready machine can handle thousands of additional games.) It's like Budweiser and Ms. Pac Man had a baby. As if it couldn't get any better, the cabinet also features a 24-inch screen, a 2.1 sound system, two joysticks, and a trackball. Sure, $4,000 for the Arkeg may be high, but this is one gaming system that no beer-swilling gamer will regret buying.

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Mario Family Tree Sorts Out Long and Storied History


The Mario series is one of the most storied in video game history. Its lineage stretches from an arcade cabinet with two buttons and a joystick all the way to the wireless world of Wii. With all the sequels and spin-offs along the way, though, it can be tough for a gamer to keep track. Did 'Super Mario World' beget 'Super Mario RPG?' Just how many games featured Yoshi?

Thankfully, some industrious gamers at Limit Break sorted all this out with the help of a handy little graphic. It's a family-tree-style breakdown of every Mario game in the Nintendo lexicon. After one look at this, the Royal Family's lineage even looks normal. It's all there -- from the oft forgotten 'Mario's Cement Factory' to the juggernaut that was 'Super Mario 64.'

Looking at this graphic is like going to a family reunion, but fun. The best part? There's no bland potato salad or awkward hugs with relatives you haven't seen in years. Just pure, digital nostalgia. [From: Limit Break]

Video Games, Google, Web

Nintendo 'Zelda' Emblem Secretly Hidden in Google Logos

For being one of the wealthiest and most-powerful companies of all time, Google sure likes to play things with a lighthearted touch. Make no mistake about it, Google lords over Internet search today every bit as menacingly as Microsoft did with operating systems in the '90s, but instead of monopolizing an industry with a frown and a furrowed brow, Google is all high-fives and nerdy smiles.

If Microsoft were a famous actor, it would be Christian Bale on a bad day -- you don't really mind that he's invading all of our popular movie franchises, but you're not going to want to hang out with him... plus he kind of scares you. Google is more like Seth Rogen -- he's in every single movie ever released, but you don't care because he's completely non-threatening and he'd probably offer to share his lunch with you.

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5 Most Boring Video Games Ever

Since the dawn of the Atari, developers have striven for realistic gaming: titles that mimic real-world situations. Problem is, not everyone's life is like Solid Snake's, and sometimes replicating virtual reality gets a tad too realistic. For every pulse-pounding 'Grand Theft Auto' or mind-expanding 'Katamari,' there are yawn-inducing titles like 'Walk It Out.' Games are for escapism, we say, not for reenacting the monotony we experience when we put the controllers down.

Last week, Kotaku wrote about Konami's new 'Walk It Out' title, a game that is about, well, walking. (To be fair, players do have to walk to a rhythm.) With a soundtrack of over 100 songs, Konami is trying to ensure that pretending to amble around the world is more fun than actually going for a walk -- which, hopefully, individuals would prefer to passing through pixelated parks.

Congrats to Konami for utilizing the fitness aspect of the Wii, but going for a stroll feels awfully boring. While the first major video game depicted nothing but a paddle and a ball, creators still prove that everyday, mundane activities make it onto the shelves more often than we'd like. Here's a look at some of the most boring, too-realistic, pointless video games we've played.

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Video Games

Best Super Mario Bros Tattoos

Nerd-tattoos are usually the laughingstock of the Internet, with barcodes and Star Trek characters becoming the anchors and 'Mom' of the 21st century, so it's only fitting to give credit where it is deserved.

WiiNoob scoured high and low to find Super Mario Bros tats that are worthy of the Nintendo legacy, and fortunately, they found a handful that aren't cringe inducing. In fact, some have beautifully illustrated scenes from the game and don't look like something done in a dark back alley.

From Jedi Mario to the four-armed Hindu Mario God, the ink is more creative than, say, a flaming twenty-sided die, congrats to you gamers who think outside the Wii and, well, onto your arms. [From: WiiNoob]

Video Games

Wii Bowling Ball Guarantees Living Room Carnage

Over the years, the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo has witnessed numerous introductions of Nintendo consoles and related peripherals (notably, the debut of the Wii in 2004). This year's convention, held in early June, was no different, according to OhGizmo!, with the unveiling of an accessory for one of the Wii's oldest and most popular titles, 'Wii Sports.'

CTA Digital has released a new Wii bowling ball. This shouldn't come as a surprise given the long history of ridiculous, worthless, and sometimes-remarkably-ahead-of-their-time peripherals for Nintendo systems (remember the Power Glove?). The ball splits in half to reveal storage space for the Wiimote, and, according to CTA, enables players to "mimic all the critical motions." We're anxiously awaiting the inevitable YouTube videos of flat-screen destruction.

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