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Microsoft Previews Internet Explorer 9, Looks Like a Contender

Microsoft Previews IE9, Looks Like a Contender
With Chrome chugging along toward version 4.0 and Firefox 3.6 just around the corner, Microsoft is in danger of falling even further behind in the browser wars. The boys in Redmond released Internet Explorer 8 (IE8) earlier this year, and while it was an improvement over IE7, we were generally disappointed with its stability. Plus, it still was far behind its competitors in raw speed.

Turns out that Microsoft is already hard at work on the next version of its browser, titled, chronologically, 'IE9.' There is no download available to consumers yet, but if the company's claims are to be trusted, IE9 represents not just an evolution of IE, but a complete redefinition of what should be expected of the Microsoft browser.

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Computers

Microsoft Store Employees (Electric) Slide to Humiliating New Lows


Being forced to use moronic terms like "paradigm," "outside-the-box," and "proactive" can be depressing for corporate employees. But suffering through humiliating and soul-crushing corporate rituals can be even more debilitating to one's sense of individuality and autonomy.

While reeducation camps corporate retreats and orchestrated events are popular among big businesses, very few companies attract as much publicity as Microsoft does for its ridiculous and embarrassing stunts. Apparently hell-bent on eradicating the sense of self-worth in its employees, Microsoft recently forced workers at the inaugural Microsoft Store in California to perform a (somewhat) synchronized electric slide dance routine (video after the break). The incredibly uncomfortable display, which features a heavy dose of overweight white dudes (and awkwardly faded jeans), doesn't appear spontaneous at all and lasts for an intensely painful four minutes and 44 seconds.

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Hulu Adding Music Video Channels, Recovery.gov Provides Made-Up Stats


Highlights from this morning's other big tech headlines....
  • Rumors that Hulu may start charging for content have elicited negative responses from many of the site's loyal viewers, but new additions may actually make the content worth a monthly subscription fee. The site is expected to announce today that it will introduce music channels, beginning with one devoted to singer Norah Jones [From: The New York Times]
  • Recovery.gov, the site which provides data on stimulus spending and unemployment rates, has earned heated criticism for reportedly listing inflated and fictitious numbers. Is it possible to get a moratorium on the phrase "government accountability, honesty, and transparency?" [From: The Daily Beast and ABC News]
  • Twitter has apparently relented to incessant conservative whining, and will be eliminating the site's "suggested user" list. Unrepresented California Republicans decried the list because they believed it wasn't fair, so Twitter boss Biz Stone said the site will replace it with one that provides "more relevant suggestions." [From: Beta News]
  • It hasn't taken long for Microsoft's fledgling Bing to make some noise in the search engine arena, as the site's market share increased again in September, giving it an overall 9.9-percent portion. While Google continued to increase its overall lead, as well, Yahoo!'s share dropped by 3-percent. [From: Boy Genius Report]
  • Google Labs is currently experimenting with a new feature known as Google Swirl. The image search function, which is in test phase, categorizes relevant images into groups based on "similar appearance and meaning." [From: Google Labs, via Google]
  • How about paying for "Free" Internet? The FCC is apparently trying to force Internet providers to raise phone fees for the sake of an expanded, less expensive national broadband service. [From: The Wall Street Journal]
  • Although Twitter can be an incredibly effective and efficient method of interacting with customers, a good number of the old fuddy-duddies on the Fortune 100 list still aren't using the service. While some of the big names, like Walmart and Chevron, have designated employees that tweet often, only 73 of the businesses on the list even have accounts. And some of those are certainly impostors. [From: CNET]

Audio/Video, Cell Phones, Computers

After the Hype: Technologies That Never Lived Up to Their Promise

The hype machine is a cruel, cruel beast. It builds us up, only to let us down. For every piece of technology that's taken off, there's another handful that failed to live up to the buzz. To honor these fallen ideas, CNET UK has compiled a "Whatever Happened to..." list of the past's most remarkably unremarkable tech.

Remember Sony's MiniDisc? Yes, the colorful plastic cartridge promised that it would become the best, most portable way to listen to music. Well, it didn't. Blame the MP3, if you like. Or go further back, to Apple's LISA. The bulky $10,000 computer was one of the first to use a graphical interface, but it never took off, either. On the bright side, Apple did learn from its mistakes, and certainly knows how to push product these days. There's also the doomed Amstrad Emailer, which arrived about five years too late, and Motorola's Rokr E1, which was promptly owned by the iPhone. Although it's not included on CNET's list, we couldn't go without mentioning Sega's Dreamcast console. We still shed a tear when thinking about what might've been if gamers had only supported the platform.

It's fun to reminisce, but in most cases, we're better off without these failed technologies. Don't believe us? Trade in your iPod for a MiniDisc player, or your iPhone for a Rokr -- just for a day. [From: CNET UK]

Celebrities

Bidding for Tour of Bill Gates's Home Begins at $35,000


Have you ever wanted a personal tour of a celebrity home? We're talking full-blown, 'MTV Cribs' style. Well, if you're a Microsoft employee with a fat wallet, that dream can become a reality. According to Tech Flash, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates is auctioning off a personal tour of his gigantic house on Lake Washington as part of a yearly charity campaign within the company. Just how much would this VIP tour set you back? Well, the current high bid is $35,000. To put that in perspective, the same tour, which includes appetizers at the end, sold for just $8,600 last year. Looks like the recession might be over... at least for the people in the Pacific Northwest.

Since not everybody works for Microsoft (or can drop that much cash), US News & World Report will take you on a virtual tour of the Gates household. You can click on different parts of the house and read interesting facts. But it must pale in comparison to the real thing. After all, you can't peek inside the Gates medicine cabinet on a virtual tour.

Alas, the closest we'll get to this house is a view from an airplane or boat. Seriously, you're more likely to have a beer with President Obama than you are to get an audience with the notoriously private Gates. [From: Tech Flash and US News & World Report]

Computers

Windows 7 Performing Just Fine, Despite Haters

Apparently, some media outlets are so eager to see Microsoft fall flat on its face that they're already calling Windows 7 a failure -- less than two weeks after its debut. Electronista and CNN Money have already declared that, with Windows 7, Microsoft has blown its chance to stop the rise of Mac.

According to Internet tracking firm Net Applications, Windows has seen its ninth drop in market share in the last twelve months, falling an astounding (cue eye-rolling) two-tenths of a percent in October. During the same time, OS X saw its market share climb a little over one-tenth of a percent. This is, apparently, indicative of a march towards computing dominance for Apple -- at least if you ignore the fact that, despite losing market share for nine of the last twelve months, and despite the disaster that was Vista, Microsoft operating systems still account for more than 92-percent of Internet traffic.

Look, Apple has been "on the rise" for about ten years now and only accounts for about five-percent of the PCs currently in use. We're not saying that Apple will never topple, or severely cut, into Microsoft's market share. We're just saying that claims of the surging Mac don't quite jibe with the reality of the market.

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Web

MSN Gets Its First Makeover in a Decade

Microsoft Finally Gives MSN a Much Needed Facelift
MSN, Microsoft's news and search portal, has remained largely unchanged over the last decade. The familiar butterfly logo, blue background, and oppressive quantities of links have gotten only minor tweaks since 2001 -- a different shade of blue, more links, more photos. But now, Microsoft is prepped to unveil a drastic redesign of its flagship portal, reducing clutter and ditching the "Microsoft blue" background for a cleaner white.

The New York Times counted 45 clickable links in the top two inches of the old MSN (which you can see after the break). Those links, which represented various categories and separate subheadings for individual news sources, have been condensed and simplified. Now, a simple slide show of featured stories sits above a tabbed news list, which lets you switch between news from MSNBC, Fox Sports, and others.

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Video Games

Controller-Chewing Dog Spends Money on Xbox Live

When you adopt a dog, you expect to drop some cash on things like food, visits to the vet, and maybe chew toys. But one man's best friend drained his bank account in an unexpected way.

According to Kotaku, a man named Greg says his one-year-old dog, Oscar, purchased 5,000 points on his Xbox Live account, totaling $62.50, while the owner slept in the next room. Somehow, the lab/hound mix (pictured above) managed to spend the money simply by chewing on the plastic controller. Greg says he woke up the next morning to read an e-mail confirming his purchase. After initially being angry, he just laughed it off. Instead of pleading with Microsoft for a refund, he just decided to purchase some new video games and a replacement controller with the points.

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Computers

Windows 7 Whopper Caught on Video

Microsoft Attempting to Kill Customers with Windows 7 Whopper
Microsoft has tried various slightly odd marketing schemes to grab some attention for Windows 7 here in the U.S. ranging from distrubingly cute commercials and a partnership with 'Family Guy' creator Seth MacFarlane to house parties that have received much deserved mocking. Overseas, the promotions have taken on an strange numerological slant, working "7" into everything. In the Netherlands it was 777 copies of the new OS for a town whose name translates to "Seven Houses." In Japan, it's mildly disgusting, and artery-clogging Windows 7 Whopper.

Burger King is offering, in Japan only, a special Windows 7 edition of the Whopper, that has seven beef patties. The heart-attack-on-a-bun will be available for one week (or seven days), to the first 30 customers each day, for ¥777. If you're not horrified yet, just check out the full-sized image below and watch the video of the Windows 7 Whopper's first victim after the break.

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Computers

Upgrading to Windows 7? Here's What You Should Know.


Do you want to enjoy all the goodies that Windows 7 offers without the work of installing a totally fresh operating system? While your more tech-savvy friends might look down their noses, a more simple "in-place upgrade" could be the better option for you. You just need to prepare yourself before tackling this task. Luckily, DownloadSquad has offered a few tips and tricks to make the upgrade process as smooth as possible.

You should download this Windows 7 Upgrade Advisor, which checks to see if your hardware is capable of running Windows 7. Typically, you'll need at least 16 gigabytes of free disk space, 1 gigabyte of memory, and a processor that runs at 2GHz or higher. You can free up space on your hard drive with free programs like CCleaner or DriveSpacio. Most importantly, before performing the upgrade, check the Advisor's list of programs that won't work with the new OS. If your favorite program is on there, you might want to reconsider the upgrade. Because we all know you can't really live without iTunes or 'Civilization 4.'

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Computers, TV

'Family Guy' Teams With Microsoft for Windows 7 TV Extravaganza

To mixed reviews, Microsoft tried being all fluffy and sweet while advertising its new operating system. Now, it's time for Plan B -- comedy. Enter 'Family Guy' creator Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein (a.k.a. Lois Griffin), who agreed to produce a Microsoft-sponsored variety show. The comedy extravaganza/marketing ploy will air November 8th on FOX, a couple weeks after Microsoft releases Windows 7 on October 22nd.

Fortunately, you won't have to sit through annoying commercials, since, as Advertising Age reports, there'll be Windows-branded content throughout the program, which is tentatively titled 'Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show.' Microsoft is being coy as to just what this integrated material will be, but Gayle Troberman, general manager of consumer engagement and advertising, says, "We'll be evoking the cast of 'Family Guy' in some interesting ways that integrate the product messages."

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Cell Phones

T-Mobile and Microsoft Deal With Sidekick Data Loss Disaster


The Sidekick data outage has passed the one-week mark and is quickly closing in on two. What was supposed to be a day or two of inconvenience for customers has turned into an epic public relations disaster for T-Mobile, Microsoft, Danger, and the very concept of cloud computing.

Since the outage began last Friday, many users are still without access to personal data stored on Danger and Microsoft servers, including their calendars and contacts. Professional gossip blogger Perez Hilton has been particularly vocal about his displeasure with T-Mobile by loudly complaining about the cellular provider's failure to effectively communicate with its customer base.

Of course, this extended outage would be embarrassing enough if it ended there, but on Saturday things took a turn for the worse. T-Mobile announced that a Microsoft server failure had caused some customers' data to be lost forever. T-Mobile didn't specify how many customers were affected by the failure, but it didn't leave much room for hope, either. The company stated that, if the data in question wasn't currently on your Sidekick, it was "almost certainly" lost.

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Computers, Windows Software, Downloads

Microsoft Launching Ad-Supported 'Office Starter', Retiring Works

Microsoft To Retire Works, Launching Ad-Supported Office StarterMicrosoft has spread itself pretty thin in recent years by offering a bewildering array of products that often have overlapping feature sets or compete directly with one another. This confusion, combined with the increasingly ridiculous fees for joining Club Microsoft, has helped out competitors like Google, Apple, and Open Office.

This problem has been no clearer than it has in the productivity software field, where the nearly useless Microsoft Works, often packaged for free with new PCs, has been losing customers to more full-featured and free competitors. But Microsoft has been making moves to consolidate its Office product line: launching a Web-based version of the tool, ditching Entourage for a proper Mac version of Outlook, and now offering an ad-supported, free version of Office with some of the more advanced features stripped away.

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Computers, Web

25 Years Of Horrible, Hilarious Microsoft Ads


[Disclaimer: The writer of this post is a pure-bred Mac addict, and will probably continue to be so for the rest of her life.] Regardless of whether PCs or Apples are your thing, it's hard to argue against the fact that Microsoft has aired some truly bizarre, awkward, and downright bad advertisements over the past few decades. Sure, the PC vs. Mac commercials have gotten tedious, but Apple has historically leaned towards pop-inspired, music-and-dance promos while Bill Gates & Co. are admittedly, well... weird.

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Computers

Microsoft Launches Free Anti-Virus Tool

Microsoft Releases Free Anti-Virus Tool

Microsoft's new Security Essentials package departed from its beta status yesterday and is now available for free download, in its full-blown form, to anyone in need of some malware protection. Security Essentials protects against viruses, trojans, spyware, and other such cyber-nastiness.

The free download is certified as Windows 7 compatible (as one would expect) and is kept up-to-date via Windows Update just like the OS, meaning that users will have one less piece of software they have to worry about updating. Security Essentials offers basic protection without having as severe an impact on your PC's performance as do more complex (and expensive) suites like those from Symantec, McAfee, or Kaspersky.

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