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Grandmother Loses It in Violent YouTube Smackdown

It's obviously stereotyping, but the British have definitely earned a reputation for being prim, proper, polite, and reserved. An English video (after the break) currently blowing up on YouTube captures a volatile disagreement between a 63-year-old grandmother and a 37-year-old man, but you might be surprised which participant actually adheres to those ingrained social stereotypes.

Enraged that her neighbor continually moved his "wheely-bin" (which definitely sounds better than "dumpster") through a common driveway, Valerie Dunningham vehemently accosted Luke Warr. Admitting that she "lost her rag," Dunningham cornered Warr before pummeling him with a newspaper. She even rears back and attempts to kick the remarkably restrained Warr right in the bum.

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Who Needs Teachers When You've Got Robots to Grade Essays?

Britain to Start Marking English Exams with Robots
Automated test scoring is nothing new. Most of us are quite familiar with the act of filling in little #2 pencil marks on a Scantron, and having it fed through a machine that puts a depressing little red dash next to each wrong answer. That's all well and good for tests with simple multiple choice answers, but what about tests with written answers and essay questions, like an English test? Well, Pearson, an America-based education company, will be debuting a new English proficiency exam given to students seeking admission to British universities.

The Times Educational Supplement (TES) reported that Pearson had developed an artificial intelligence program that can assess the use of grammar and vocabulary in essays. A representative from Pearson told TES that the system was just as accurate as a human marker, but removed variables like fatigue and changes in mood. The program was created by analyzing how human scorers marked tests, but academics, teachers, and common sense says that a machine will never be able to pick up on the small quirks that make for quality writing.

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'Web 2.0' Becomes Millionth English Word



According to at least one estimation, the English language has collected its one millionth word. The Global Language Monitor, whose authority on the issue is on the questionable side, got us geared up for the Million Word March in May. At that time the Language Monitor was expecting the millionth word to be "noob" or "defriend," but both were beaten to the punch by "Web 2.0."

The Global Language Monitor tracks the usage of words and phrases across billions of Web sites. When a word or phrase has been used over 25,000 times, the Language Monitor considers it to be a part of our language. "Web 2.0" apparently crossed that threshold at 5:22 a.m. EST on Wednesday, June 10th.

Language experts like Jesse Sheidlower, editor at large of the Oxford English Dictionary, and Sarah Thomason, president of the Linguistic Society of America and a professor of linguistics at the University of Michigan, were critical of the Language Monitor's count and its methodology. The Oxford English Dictionary has roughly 600,000 entries, but Sheidlower told CNN that it is impossible to count the number of English words, "and to pretend that you can is totally disingenuous." Part of the issue is how to break down "words." Sheidlower gave the example of "great-great-great-great grandfather." Technically, it could be considered its own word, but it would never find its way into a dictionary.

More than anything, we're just confused as to how a several-year-old buzz word like "Web 2.0" has only now crossed the 25,000-use threshold. We're pretty sure it's appeared on Switched almost that many times. [From: CNN and The Global Language Monitor, via John Battelle's Search Blog]

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Could 'Noob' or 'Defriend' Be the One-Millionth English Word?


The English language is about to pass a historic milestone, at least according to the Global Language Monitor, a group that monitors language. The one millionth English word is nearly upon us. What this will be isn't known yet, but in the running are a number of words straight from the Internet, including "defriend" and "noob."

The standard used by the Global Language monitor requires that the word show up in the media and on social networking sites 25,000 times before it is considered a part of the language, but that doesn't necessarily mean it'll be showing up in your copy of the Unabridged Webster's Dictionary anytime soon.

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Audio/Video, Computers, iPod

David Beckham Gets Gold-Plated iPod for 100th Game

Gold-plated iPod Touch for Beckham.

When you really want to let someone know you care, what's the gift that says it all? How about an iPod? How about a personally inscribed iPod? How about a gold-plated, personally inscribed iPod?

That's what English soccer great and current Los Angeles Galaxy player David Beckham received from his mates on the English national soccer team after participating in his 100th game with the club following a friendly match with the blokes from the French national team in Paris.

It's a mark of honor, really, to do a hundred of anything, and the gadget hounds at Switched applaud the squad from England for pooling together to get the 32-year-old Beckham this special iPod Touch, valued at 600 British pounds, which comes out to about $1,196 in U.S. hard currency.

From The Unofficial Apple Weblog via Engadget via The Telegraph.


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