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Google's Floating Data Centers to Store All Your Info Out at Sea

Google Nabs Patent for Off-Shore Data Centers

While political candidates and their veeps debate the virtues and woes of off-shore drilling, search monolith Google is pondering another source of wealth able to be situated three to five miles from the coast: your infos. The company has scored a patent for floating data centers that can generate their own power and rely on the constant water temperatures to cool hot CPUs.

Google's potential centers would rely on the motion of the ocean to generate electricity, using Pelamis Wave Energy Converters (pictured above), snake-like devices that generate electricity as sections of the units are pushed up and down. The systems would tie directly into underwater high speed optical cables for connectivity, meaning they'd be quite self-sufficient.

The whole idea may sound a bit far-fetched, but if Google is going to keep giving away storage for cheap or free, it's going to run out of land eventually. [From: Data Center Knowledge]

USB-Powered Can Humidifier Keeps Your Air Clean


Worried that retailers might be running out of utter crap to sell? Been looking for that perfect accessory to go with your "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps" sign? Enter the USB-powered, soda can-shaped anion humidifier. Not only will this magical and totally necessary device clean the air around you and re-energize your fat, lazy body, but it will look cool while doing it -- you know, just sitting there being all soda-can-badass. When you absolutely, positively can't find anything else to do with $24.99, the "Portable Can Shape USB Office Home Miniature Anion Humidifier" is there. [From: SourcingMap]

[Thanks, Simon]

Worshippers Bring PCs to Tokyo Shine to be 'Saved' (and 'Saved As'...)




In Japan, even the gods are computer literate.

At the Kanda-Myojin Shinto shrine in Tokyo, the faithful have been bringing their computers in for some tech-nical healing: according to a spokesman, the priests use ceremonies to ask the gods for help and protection for their computer, warding off viruses, hard drive failures, and generally buggery (not the pornographic kind).

Certainly by no coincidence, as the shrine is located near the Akihabara district, Tokyo's electronic shopping area and geek haven (also known affectionately as "Tokyo electric town").

Though we're still awaiting confirmation, word on the street is that, yes, the gods hate Windows too. [From: IOL]

FBI and CIA Launching MySpace for Spies

Shh, MySpace for Spies Launches This MonthYou know how we told you last week that most people don't know what social-networking is? Well, apparently the CIA and FBI are using this news to their advantage, and are looking to get all of their secret agents friending and messaging online like chatty tweens, creating a MySpace knockoff site especially for spies and other officials to connect and chat.

The idea behind the site, called A-Space, is for agents to share intelligence gleaned through various sources, whether they be covert or CNN. It is intended to replace ad-hock e-mails and other forms of messaging with one centralized, easily traceable communication channel. The obvious concern is security, of course, as this site will quickly become a repository of virtual reams of sensitive info. Operators plan to rely on behavioral processing such as that used by credit card companies -- not so much to restrict what users can do, but to raise flags if someone tries to do something... unusual.

You know, kind of like the last time you took a road trip and had your card declined while buying gas 1,200 miles from home. That sounds just like the kind of security we need protecting our agents. [Source: CNN]

Google Chrome Promo Comic Book Gets Parodied

Chrome's Comic Book Finally Gets Funny
When Google launched Chrome, the new Web browser that is probably an important part of the search giant's plans for world domination, it explained many of the browser's advances in a comic book. It's dry, frequently bizarre, and more than a little boring if you aren't a software nerd. Thankfully, some of the Web's wittiest are having a little fun with the thing, turning it into something you can finally laugh at.

What was page after page of boring drivel about memory leaks and Javascript engines has turned into odes to goatees and less than subtle references to porn and other ... dirtier topics. Many of the "revised" pages use some naughty language, so mind that before clicking on, but they're all good for a laugh -- even if you don't know or care what a process manager is. [From: Valleywag]

Best Camcorders Under $500

Summer brings outdoor activities, travel, road trips and parties, so you'll want to have a camcorder to catch all those great moments. We've researched the current crop of camcorders and come up with a list of our favorite picks for under $500. Tired of trying to make sense of weird model numbers and odd acronyms? We'll help you out and guide you through the ins and outs of Mini-DV, flash memory, DVD and HDD.

The Rugged, Go-Anywhere Camcorder:

Panasonic SDR-SW20

What Is It

Panasonic's SDR-SW20 has no moving parts and it's waterproof up to five feet. It doesn't use a disk drive or tape, but instead uses SD or high capacity SD cards (HCSD: a bigger version of what you use in your digital camera) to record video.

What We Like

The pocket-sized camcorder fit comfortably in our hands, and the use of removable flash-based media (the same kind of storage used in digital cameras) means that the SDR-SW20 is nearly shockproof because it has no moving parts. The exterior design looks and feels like it can take some abuse from the elements.

The camcorder's software interface is intuitive and easy to use -- menus and options are clearly marked and well-organized. We had no trouble changing settings between shots or replaying video on the go. The LCD screen is crisp and bright for playback, and it's easy to hook up a TV or computer. Fortunately, the video file formats are readable by both Macs and PCs, so we were able to open them up in standard software like iMovie, QuickTime, and Windows Media Player.


What We Don't

Battery life is an issue with the SDR-SW20 -- we were only able to get about an hour and a half of continuous recording with the model, which means you'll need to stock up on batteries or keep your charger close by. The 10x zoom is on the small side, but the smaller zoom isn't a huge concession considering the size, ruggedness, and water-tight case of the model. The lack of hand strap on the side feels weird at first -- most camcorders have a hand strap built onto the side of the body -- but we quickly got used to the wrist strap, which lets the camcorder hang safely from your wrist.


Last Word

Of Panasonic's sub-$500 offerings, we were most impressed with this model. It might not have the storage capacity of the HDD-based (hard disk drive) camcorders or the zoom capabilities of larger camcorders, but it's fun, compact, and easy to pick up and start recording instantly. Granted, the SDR-SW20's battery life isn't great, but the rugged waterproof case and solid-state memory make this camcorder a great choice for anyone who is active and likes to shoot outdoors without having to worry about Mini-DV tapes, physical shocks, or the elements.


Price

$400

For more, check out our video review of the SDR-SW20 here.

World's Geekiest Tattoos

Geek Tattoos Let Everyone Know You've Never Been Laid
There is no more permanent way to fly your geek flag than to get a dorktastical tattoo that lets everyone know -- you've never had a girlfriend. Pi to 80 decimal points? Ctrl, Alt, and Del keys? People actually got these permanently etched into their skin. In ink!

The worst, by far, is the brothers with matching marks. One has a guitar and binary code for "rock," the other a flaming 20 sided die and the binary code for "roll."

If you want to make yourself feel a little bit better about that ill-advised ink you picked up one drunken college night, head over to Wired's gallery of the geekiest tattoos ever. [From: Wired]

How to Build Your Own Prius-Killing Hybrid


Just imagine...

You pull up to a stop light and right next to you is a delightfully smug driver in a pretty little Toyota Prius. He/she looks over with the obligatory look of self-satisfaction...and...what's this?...The driver is perplexed. That's because you are driving a hybrid that you built yourself. He/she must realize their eco-footprint, in comparison to yours, is the size of Texas (when factoring in production and shipping).

A British designer has created a hybrid that you actually build yourself, with the help of an instructional DVD. The XR3 Hybrid Vehicle is a diesel and battery-powered two seater. Robert Riley, the designer, says that people with "average building skills" will be able to make their own car. That rules us out...But... Sweet!

The car, according to Riley, will get 225 miles a gallon, and should cost you a maximum of 14,000 British Pounds to build. The car runs on three-wheel drive: The front two run on diesel while the back runs on an electric motor. This combination too is customizable. For shorter trips, you can go completely electric.

Ha!

Bite it, Prius owners. [From: DailyMail]

Best of the Web This Week



The kids are back to school -- more computer time for mom and dad! However, the brats probably need to get online for "homework" so we've wrapped up this past weeks worth of internet goodness for you.

We got cute photos, snow beards -- we even found a 'Jar Jar Binks Salad!'
From the editors of URLesque.

US Terrorist Watchlist Upgrade More Flawed Than Current One, Says Rep.

Government Terror Watchlist Upgrade Going Disastrously Wrong?
We've all heard the tales of woe from some travelers who've been delayed or even apprehended at airports because they had names vaguely similar to those of some terrorist somewhere. They've been victims of the government's current aged and misbehaving terrorist watchlist. The good news is that there's a $500-million (and counting) upgrade in process that will replace the current system. The bad news is that one government official is saying the new system is even worse than the original.

Democratic Representative Brad Miller from North Carolina has been given a preview of the new system and recently concluded that "if actually deployed will leave our country more vulnerable than the existing yet flawed system in operation today." It's called Railhead and is supposed to help inter-agency searches and reduce the false-positives that have been angering so many. However, according to Miller, it actually makes searching across agencies even harder, and while it would prevent many with names similar to known terrorists from being flagged, it makes it even more difficult to tag real terrorists.

The National Counterterrorism Center, the group overseeing Railhead's development, has naturally said Miller doesn't know what he's talking about and has had "no interaction with the NCTC or the Intelligence Community on the Railhead Program." It's not clear when Railhead is scheduled to go live, but if Miller's claims prove to be true, it could be quite some time. [From: ars technica]

Ginormous Robot Spider Invades England?

@eng

Nope, we aren't sensationalizing anything -- that creature you see above really has made the streets of Liverpool its home. According to an in-the-know tipster, it's reportedly going to be stalking citizens and making all sorts of ruckus, possibly the kind involving pyrotechnics. So what's with England and these totally random stunts? First a full-sized UFO crashes in Potters Fields Park, now a gigantic spider shows up as part of La Machine. Be honest here: are any of you terrified?

[Thanks, Chay]

Switched at the US Open: 5 Tips to Improve Your Sports Photos



We braved packed subways and hordes of polo shirts, ankle-length white tube socks and visors to check out the US Open in New York last week (thanks to Olympus, which invited us to test out a couple of its new digital cameras at the event. Between the matches, we were able to sit down for an interview with Jay Kinghorn, an experienced sports shooter, photography lecturer, and author of 'Perfect Digital Photography.' Read on after the break for five of Jay's tips on improving your action sports photography (and our use of the tips at courtside).

Majority of Web Users Have No Idea What Social-Networking Is

More than Half of People Don't Know what Social Networking IsEveryone knows what Facebook and MySpace are, right? Facebook just hit 100-million users, and MySpace hit that mark more than two years ago. Mix in all the other various social networks out there and you surely have billions of people, right? How is it that only 42-percent of people know what a social network is?

Marketing firm eMarketer asked 13,000 people in 17 countries whether they knew what a social network was, and 58-percent did not, while only 26-percent indicated they belonged to one.

Perhaps even more interesting is the fact that, of those who had accounts, over a third indicated they were bored with them. Who can blame them? Whether it's MySpace spam friend requests or the constant inundation by Facebook's deluge of chainmail-like applications, being in a virtual network seems like even more work than being in a real one sometimes. [From: Valleywag]

eBay's New Site Sells Environmentally-Conscious Goods



Stuff reseller giant eBay is getting in on the whole "environmentally conscious" trend by launching a newest sister site, WorldofGood.com. The site launched earlier this week, and its goal is "to sell goods produced with social and environmental goals in mind, which we assume doesn't mean sweatshop-made PVC Nikes packaged in Styrofoam kryptonite.

World of Good Inc. is a company eBay started to create "ethical supply chains" for consumer products, and the Web site's goal is to put that mantra into practice. The goods sold will be fixed-price, and will supposedly have positive effects on the world around them. Shoppers will be able to search by social and environmental categories, and independent organizations like Rainforest Alliance and Co-op America will screen sellers and verify the items listed on the site.

"We really want consumers to drill down into the detail of what's behind that product," WorldofGood.com general manager Robert Chatwani said. As is the case of eBay, sellers on WorldofGood.com will pay a listing fee and give eBay a commission on successful sales. And eBay login information will work immediately, streamlining the process for the end user.

Of course, there are other ways to buy such goods online -- the excellent etsy.com being one of many -- but the trend is gaining steam, and eBay wants to be a part of it. The Natural Marketing Institute's estimate that the U.S. market for "environmentally friendly" goods was $209 billion in 2005, and the group projects that will rise to $420 billion in 2010. Which means sustainable profits! [From: NewsVine]

New Home Door Locks Can Be Controlled Via the Web

We first spotted Schlage's Web-controlled Z-Wave door locks back in May, but Schlage was still working out details on everything from the name to pricing, and it looks like ditching that key for online access will be pretty pricey: a LiNK lock "starter kit" will run $299 for a lock and Z-Wave Ethernet bridge that enables network control, with additional locks going for $199.

On top of that, you'll be charged $12.99 a month for access to the LiNK portal and mobile apps, including 100MB of video storage if you add a video camera to the system. Good luck with that, Schlage -- turns out regular keys don't charge a monthly fee to keep doors locked. [From: PC World]


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