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Crazy-Scary 'Chronophage' Clock Eats Time



The passage of time is inevitable and, to Dr John Taylor, not all too friendly. He has immortalized this idea in his Corpus Clock, a functional timepiece as terrifying as it is mesmerizing. Publicly unveiled by physicist Steven Hawking at Corpus Christi College in Cambridge, England and conceived of as a work of art, the clock's most immediate feature is the vicious Chronophage (Greek for 'Eater of Time'): The large, alien-looking locust that moves atop the rotating escapement seemingly gobbling up the seconds for the rest of time.

It's unlike anything we've ever seen, so be sure to check out the video above. [From: Fark]

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Timekeepers Make 2008 Longer By Adding 'Leap Second'

2008 Extended, Delays Obama Inauguration
Clearly this is a plot by a shadow government to keep Barack Obama from taking office as long as possible. First they added an extra day to 2008 back in February, now the last day of December is being dragged out by an extra second, giving President Bush just that much more time in office.

An international group of time-keepers are adding the second to the end of December 31st, and they claim it's a reaction to the slowing down of the Earth's revolution. Leap seconds have been added occasionally to the calendar since 1972, yet this is only the fourth time that it has coincided with a leap year, making 2008 the longest year since 1992.

There is little to worry about, no operating system updates necessary (unlike the changes to Day Light Savings earlier this year). Cell phone providers and operating systems will check in with the atomic clock and automatically correct the clocks without any users noticing. [From: USA Today]

Cuckoo Clock Loudspeaker Kicks Out the Jams, You Out of Bed


And you thought The Shining cuckoo clock was terrifying -- imagine waking up to this. Designed by French artist Stephane Vigny, the loudspeaker clock does exactly what you'd expect it to. When the time comes, the doors flip open, the bottom woofer extends out and a cacophonic emission of sound is heard as you angrily wake from your slumber. We can't imagine that outstretched woofer surviving too many mornings of you waking on the wrong side of the bed.

[Via MAKE]

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'Escape Key' Clock is One Giant Snooze Button


Simple in design, perfect in execution, we bring you Santiago Cantera's Escape Clock. No tiny snooze buttons to fumble with here dozy Joe, just one big key that shuts off the alarm when meeting the business end of a morning beef hammer. Set it on edge and you've switched from alarm clock mode to an in-room stereo. The worst part? It's just a concept... for now.

[Via Design Launches]

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Sonoro's Saucy Swarovski-covered Stardust Radio Selling for $2,500


"Sonoro" and "absurdly expensive" have always gone hand-in-hand, but even we're a bit taken aback by the sticker on this one. The company's latest example of extravagance is the elements stardust, an "exclusive" AM / FM / MP3 clock radio that's smothered from one end to the other in Swarovski crystals. This thing's not all looks, though -- it's got a LED-illuminated metal ring for quick-touch control of tuning and volume, a full-range speaker, and an integrated bass reflex tube. Too bad you'll have to sashay down to Saks Fifth Avenue with $2,500 and an evil grin in order to take one home.

[Via Blast]

Stephen Hawking Unveils World's Strangest Clock



An unusual time piece was unveiled at Corpus Christi College, which is part of England's Cambridge University. By unusual, we mean that the clock cost approximately two million dollars, took seven years you to make, and was unveiled by none other than Cambridge professor Stephen Hawking.

The clock, designed by John Taylor, is nearly four feet across, is gold plated, and comes equipped with, we kid you not, a hideous, terrifying, time-eating locust/grasshopper.

You see, Taylor views time as the great destroyer and he wanted a clock that represented the morbid reality that "once a minute is gone you can't get it back." The locust revolves around the perimeter of the massive gold face, mouth agape, tongue hanging out. Every second, its mouth opens wider and on the 59th second its jaws swallow time. The clock does not have hands or anything of the like. Actually, the clock only tells the exact time once every five minutes. The time is determined by a light source within the clock that shines through small slits on the clocks face that pulse and play tricks on the mind. Every five minutes, the lights pause on the exact time, then go back to their capricious ways.

Oh, and we forgot to mention that on the hour, instead of a traditional bell tone, the clock emits the sound of a chain dropping into a coffin. Nice.

The clock will be displayed in front of the Taylor library at Cambridge (The library is named after John Taylor). On another note, Taylor library has just received our vote for most depressing library in the entire universe. [From: DailyMail]


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Alarm Clock Defuses a 'Bomb' Every Morning to Wake You Up

DangerBomb Alarm Clock, Start Your Morning By
We've seen a lot of novel ways to wake up those of us reluctant to get out of bed in the morning. We've seen alarm clocks that annoy, soothe, and embarrass you to get moving, but we haven't seen anything that could induce the level of panic that would accompany having to defuse a bomb every morning.

The DangerBomb Alarm Clock startles you from your slumber with loud explosion sounds and forces you to "cut" (actually pull apart) a different colored wire every morning to "defuse" the bomb before it will stop going off.

The DangerBomb seems like a fun toy, but its certainly not safe to stash this in your carry on. [From: Unplugged]

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Water-Powered Clock is Here to Save the Environment

Bedol water-powered alarm clock
If you're all about the environment, you probably have a hybrid car, monitor your power use, and recycle your detritus. But if you still have a power-guzzling alarm clock that plugs into the wall, for shame, you glutton! Fear not, though -- the eco-friendly, water-powered Bedol Wall Wave Clock is here to save the day.

Powered by electrodes immersed in water that extract energy from compound particles, this thirsty clock won't be available until Augst 15, 2008. To make things less painful, though, it will only run you $19.00 when it comes to save us all. [bedol via Cool Hunting]

Crazy Alarm Clock Dials Your Friends If You Don't Wake Up

We've seen alarm clocks institute some fairly unorthodox methods of waking users up, but this is exceptionally high on the list of "oh, no they didn'ts." Alice Wang's Tyrant, which we can only assume is a concept, actually dials a random number in one's mobile contact list for every three minutes that the sleeper doesn't address the obnoxiously loud ringing. In other words, unless you pick yourself up out of bed within ten minutes of the alarm going off, you'll have three angry friends wondering why they're getting phone calls from you
everyday
at O-five-hundred hours.

Brilliant. Pure, sadistic, barbarous brilliance. [Source: Alice Wang Via Coolest-Gadgets]

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Alarm Clock Senses When You Get Out of Bed

An Alarm Clock That Senses When You Get Out of Bed
Getting out of bed can be one the most difficult and least pleasant things any person has to do every day. Designers have dreamed up vibrating alarm clocks, deafeningly loud alarm clocks, rolling alarm clocks, even flying alarm clocks to help those of us who have a little trouble getting moving in the early hours.

Joel Escalona has put together a concept device, dubbed Seven, that doesn't scare you out of bed, or force you to chase a device around the room. Instead this Volvo for Life Design Award winner plays back your favorite (or more effectively your least favorite) MP3 song file, gradually raising the volume until the built-in motion detectors sense you lumbering about the room preparing for your day.

The device sure is pretty, but we're wondering how effective it will be. The novel idea could be done in if the motion sensors are too sensitive. Will it actually be able to make sure you're up and moving about the room before it shuts off, or will you be able to stop the alarm by simply waving your hand in front of it?

From Shiny Shiny

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Alarm Wakes According to Body's Sleep Clock

Alarm Wakes According to Your Body's Sleep Clock

Having trouble waking up in the morning? Your daily battle against the Zs might not be a function of being a bad or heavy sleeper, but could simply be that you're trying to wake up during a particularly deep moment of rest.

The $149 SleepTracker wristwatch monitors your nightly sleep cycles and wakes you up in the morning during an optimal moment of light sleep, which, according to the watchmaker, is the easiest time to unglue your eyelids and hop out of the sack. The SleepTracker is based on the principle that the average adult snoozes through four to five sleep cycles every night, each lasting between 90 and 110 minutes and each made up of five stages. The SleepTracker's internal sensors measure your body's physical signals during sleep to determine when you've entered the lighter stages of sleep in any given cycle. Instead of an exact time, you set the watch with a window of time in which you'd like to get up. When you've reached the lightest stage of sleep inside of that time frame, the watch wakes you up. Since you're not being shocked awake during a coma-like stage of deep sleep, you're more alert and as ready as ever to seize the day (or at least seize a tall stack of flapjacks).

From Gizmag

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The Most Useless Watch Ever?

Most Useless Watch Ever
Carpe Diem, live for the moment, there's no time like the present, and other such trite figures of speech combined with a healthy sense of irony have produced the 'NOW Watch.' There isn't much to explain. This trendy, wide-band watch has a face that simply says 'NOW.'

No hidden watch face, no obscured digital read out. Just large, reflective letters that spell out 'Now.' Perhaps it says something about how easily amused we are here at Switched, but this is pretty funny. For Elevate Films, the retailer of the 'Now Watch', it is certainly not $50 funny.

From Tech Digest

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Why Do Alarms Snooze For Nine Minutes?

Why Do Alarms Snooze For Nine Minutes?

There are many mysteries in this world, like 'What the heck happened to Britney Spears?' for example. Or, 'Why does it seem like every alarm clock I've ever owned snoozes for nine minutes?' Thankfully Mental Floss, the brain teaser and trivia magazine, has an explanation for the latter (we may never get an answer about Britney).

When the first alarm clocks were built, the snooze gear needed to fit around the cogs already in the time piece. Because of the space constraints, there were basically two options: slightly over nine minutes or slightly over 10. It was believed that 10 minutes was too long and would allow a person to slip into a deeper sleep, so nine minutes became the standard. While most digital alarms today can be programmed to have a snooze of any length, nine minutes is still the standard and default on most of them.

From Mental Floss

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Alarm Clock for the Stubborn

ClockyWaking up is hard. That alarm goes off and you hit the snooze button at least once... probably more. You're just not a morning person and that's okay. Not everyone can be. So what can you do to force yourself out of bed?

How about getting an alarm clock that runs away from you. Clocky, a product from MIT alumnus Gauri Nanda, rolls off your night stand and finds a place to hide after you've hit the snooze button, forcing you to get up and look for it when the alarm goes off a second time.

Clocky started its life as a class project, but when Gauri graduated she decided to have her unpredictable rise-and-shine box manufactured for the masses.

You can pick one up from Nandahome.com for $49.99

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