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Ben Huh and His Lucrative Empire of LOLcats

Ben Huh not only has one of the most appropriate names on the Net, but easily one of the greatest jobs, as well. [Ed. Note: The writer still thinks ICanHasCheezburger is funny.] Huh owns the company Pet Holdings, and under its random, hilarious, of-the-moment blogs, he administers FailBlog.org, Cheezburger, canine counterpart IHasAHotdog, and EngrishFunny. His collection of sites may not have spawned Internet catch-phrases like 'Epic Win' or 'LOLcats', but they certainly have capitalized on them.

Huh told Time.com, "There's no way on the planet this should actually work. But it's working." He is referring to his 10.4 million unique visitors, which helped Pet Holdings to earn seven figures in the first six months of 2009. Then there's the merchandising. The 'ICHC' book was on the New York Times Bestseller's list for 13 weeks last winter, and Huh's sites have generated such diverse enterprises as: LOLspeak kitchen magnets, FailBlog's YouTube channels, and have even inspired a musical debuting in New York this week based on the pidgin-speaking kitties. (Yes, we are serious. You can even attend here.)

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Oreo the Kitty Graduates From Online 'High School'


Oreo, a two-year-old tuxedo cat from Macon, Georgia, may be the very first one in her family to receive a high-school diploma. She can't verify that, though, because she doesn't have extensive knowledge of her family history. As she wrote in the 'Life Experience Essay' portion of her accreditation, she was adopted by Kelvin Collins, the president of the Better Business Bureau of Central Georgia. Collins, seeing Oreo's ambitious nature, enlisted his feline's help in exposing 'diploma mills.' These 'schools' often cite life experience as a qualification, or pose as cheap and easy ways to get high school, Associate's, or Master's diplomas.

Collins did admit to MSNBC that he gave Oreo a little bit of help with her coursework at the online-only Jefferson High School. (The cat, though, did sit on Collins's lap throughout the test.) Fortunately, when Collins got an answer wrong, the program gave him a 'hint,' all but marking the correct answer for him. The cat-and-man team 'graduated,' but that doesn't mean Oreo is going to college. Collins chose Jefferson High because it only cost $200; those 'college diplomas' usually run $800 to $1,200.

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Kitty Porn: Man Blames Cat for Child Pornography

Despite their cute and cuddly LOL Web antics, cats can be cruel and vindictive creatures, frequently toying with their nearly dead and battered prey before finally dispatching it. According to Thursday's report in the TCPalm, a Florida man recently learned this lesson in feline sociopathy when his pet cat allegedly framed him for downloading child pornography

The patsy, Keith Griffin, had previously noticed his cat supposedly frolicking on his keyboard, but thought the little rascal was merely up to his typical frisky feline antics. Perhaps afraid of being humiliated and exploited by his owner, the kitty was instead downloading thousands of pornographic images onto Griffin's computer. Or, at least, that's Griffin's story.

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Twitter-Enabled Cat Door Tweets a Kitty's Comings and Goings

In what can only be called the next logical phase of the Twitter revolution, a man (who just happens to be a computer programmer) has rigged a cat door to tweet (post an update, in Twitter-speak) every time his cats enter or exit the house.

The Tweeting Cat Door, as it's inventively called, was originally created by a guy who seems to be named Ioan and who, along with his partner, was tired of neighborhood cats sneaking into the garage and eating his cats' food. The problem lay in the fact that the food could be reached by any ol' cat via a traditional cat door. But no more!

Each of the couple's cats has since been equipped with an RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tag on their collar. When either of the cats nears the door, an RFID reader authorizes the cat, while a mechanism unlocks the door, allowing the authorized cat to enter. Both the RFID reader and the servo mechanism are connected to a laptop, which automatically tweets each time the door is activated. You can read theses riveting accounts at http://twitter.com/GusAndPenny.

Check it out. The tweets would be funnier if they weren't so similar to the way some people actually tweet. [From: ioanghip.googlepages.com Via: Neatorama]



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Best Things Ruined by the Internet



The Internet has mostly made our lives better. We love Google for putting piles of information at our fingertips, and, without the Web, there would be no Switched. That being said, it's undeniable that the Internet has ruined some good things, as well.

The blog OMG Lists has compiled a list of nine good things ruined by the Internet (one of those things being lists). So, what good things in life will never be the same thanks to the Interwebs? Cats (thanks to the efforts of I Can Has Cheezburger and the LOLcat meme) are the saddest thing to make the list. We used to think cats were adorable; now, we just stand around them with a camera waiting to take funny photos to pair with a funny caption. Rick Astley also made the list, thanks to our least favorite Internet trend ever -- Rick Rolling.

Journalism also made the list, and it's hard to argue. Journalism used to be a highly respected, well paying occupation. Now, journalistic publications are fading and being replaced by blogs and news aggregation sites like the Huffington Post (and, uh, Switched). Not that there is anything wrong with blogs, of course. It's just that saying, "I'm a reporter for the New York Times," still carries a lot more weight than saying, "I'm a blogger."

Check out the rest of the list here. [From: OMG Lists]

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Cat Answers Phone...Sneaky!


Cats are often labeled as lazy, manipulative and generally useless by the cat-hating portion of society (dog lovers). We choose to think of them as efficient, evil geniuses obsessed with shiny/noisy objects and sunlight absorption.
Whatever your take on the subject may be, you will no doubt find this video provocative. We assume most of you will use it as evidence in your case for, or against, the eradication of the species. Let the debate begin!

We love cats, even though we are absolutely certain they are planning the demise of human civilization. Seriously, how many calls have you missed for no apparent reason? The cat in this video is obviously utilizing guerilla tactics in an effort to disrupt communication between his/her owner and the outside world. Obviously. [From: BuzzFeed]

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Cat-Beating YouTube Teens Arrested


Two Lawton, Oklahoma teens have been arrested in connection with the now-infamous YouTube videos that showed two cats being beaten and tortured. The two brothers, ages 14 and 16, are believed to be responsible for the videos and are facing charges of animal cruelty.

As part of its coverage of the story, the local news station KSWO featured clips of one of the videos (both of which have been pulled by YouTube). The clips show a gray cat, named Dusty, being beaten and flailed around by a boy dressed in pajamas and a ski mask.

According to Comanche County District Attorney Robert Schulte, the boys are entitled to a trial by jury, although they also have the right to go before a judge. Either way, Schulte says that, if found guilty, the boys could be sentenced with psychological treatment, court monitoring, community service, or court custody.

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"Kittens, Inspired By Kittens" Video Is the New LOLCats



Every time we turn around (literally and figuratively), everyone is talking about a new "funniest video ever." Most of those videos come nowhere close to warranting such lofty praise, but every once in a while a true contender comes along and rears its slightly disturbing, fluffy little head.

This week's nominee for "funniest video ever" is called "Kittens, Inspired by Kittens" (check out the video after the break). It involves a cavity-inducing little girl and a book of, you guessed it, kittens. Basically, she is giving stream-of-consciousness "titles" to each picture from David Gibbon's classic 'Kitttens' picture-book -- it's like a video version of LOLCats, but cuter! This lethal combination leaves us near tears, so we hope you enjoy it. [From: YouTube Via: BoingBoing]

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'Cat Photographer' Takes Pictures With Collar Cam

Cooper the Cat Photographer Makes Our Heart Grow Three Sizes
We're not really sure why this is so interesting. It's no Puppy Cam, that's for sure, but Cooper, the Cat Photographer is oddly irresistible.

Michael and Deidre Cross embarked on a project about a year ago in which they strapped a light-weight digital camera to neck of their orange tabby, Cooper, once a week. The camera snaps a new pic every two minutes and the Crosses post them on a blog and on Flickr for the world to see.

Take a gander at the read link below to put yourself in the shoes of a cat for a while, and marvel at how the cat takes better photos than you. [From: Urlesque]

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Plugged-In Cat Owner Sets Up Twitters for Tabbies



Mary Hodder, a jack-of-all-social-media-trades, has successfully married her love for Twitter and her love for her cats, the Bits Blog on NYTimes.com explains.

Having launched Twitter pages for each of her four felines (CalibanTheCat, MimiTheCat, Pantherthecat and arielthecat), Hodder ghost-Tweets (that's right, you read it here first) for them, discussing everything from the weather, to politics, to -- of course -- dogs.

Now, everybody knows that we love animals as much as the next blog, so we can see the inherent cuteness in Hodder's wanting to give voice to her kitties. It's when she says, "Cats have something to say. Dogs don't. They are always lying around doing the same boring things," that we start to sense she might be getting into the catnip, herself. [From: Bits Blog]

Cameras, Summer Fun

Sink Detects Felines, Turns on Faucet

Cat faucet
Cats like to drink from everywhere but the places they're supposed to drink from, and for that they offer no excuses and just walk away, tails in the air. This independent spirit, though, means that we're often stuck turning faucets on and off for thirsty felines because heaven forbid they drink from a dish.

One crafty soul has solved this gripping conundrum with an IR detector, valves, some plastic tubing, and a whole lot of moxie. The detector can even determine if the subject is human or feline in order to keep the faucet from triggering every time someone walks by.

Our test subjects won't comment on the new tech, but they've stopped complaining and have become extremely athletic and hydrated super-cats of doom. Still reading? Peep the video after the break of hot kitty drinking action. [Sixerdoodle Electronics Via Make]

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Truth About Cats and Dogs (and Photos)



If you've been using the Internet lately, you've surely come across pictures of cats in various states of preposterousness. But how do the photographers coax such absurdity out of their pets? Not easily. As anyone who has tried to snap photos of their cat wearing a hollowed-out grapefruit half on his or her head can surely understand, furry creatures can be just as difficult on the runway as a model who hasn't eaten a full meal in six weeks.

The editors at PC World have come to the rescue, fortunately, with a some advice on how to more effectively capture your pet on film. The tips range from the obvious (put them at ease) to the slightly technical (set your camera to Shutter Priority to prevent those quick-moving pets from becoming a total blur), and overall should help you seize your four-legged companion's cuteness for the world to see.

One thing they fail to mention: Bribery (steak, tuna fish, nachos) goes a long way.

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