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Nate

Member since: Jul 10th, 2008

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New Fabric Could Charge Your iPod (Switched)

Jan 26th 2010 1:47AM Does this mean you would have to take off your pants before you pump gas?

Update: Dept. of Homeland Security weighs forcing passengers to wear stun gun bracelets on airplanes (Gadling)

Jul 10th 2008 12:21PM AHA! so is this going to be how they speed up the TSA checkpoints. Go to the ticketing counter, get "strapped" in. Make any deviations on the way to security get a shock. Shampoo is in a 4 liter bottle? Thats a shock. Bitch about the TSA agent who is inspecting your "package" as you walk through the new x-ray vision machine? Thats a shock. Bitch about taking off your sandals and having to walk on the slimy grossest floor ever barefoot? Thats a shock. Forget to take the belt off before going through the metal detector? Thats a shock. Finally through security they give you a bench to put your shoes on and a piece of cheese for a lab rats job well done. Isnt public "education" fun?

Imagine the first months implementation... Old people having heart attacks. Teenagers figuring out a way to make them go off using restaraunt paging systems. Kids flopping around... Is this really the next great way to protect the chattle? Its bad enough that I am a 220lb man who is over 6' tall who somehow always gets assinged to the middle seat... Hey wait maybe being shocked into numb submission isnt such a bad idea afterall.