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Jesse Helms: American Garbage (Politics Daily)

Jul 6th 2008 9:19PM This is the most amusing message board i have seen for quite some time!

I find the bigots' (plural) inability to detect sarcasm both hilarious and reassuring, as it indicative of a lower level of sophistication, and being an elitist black male i enjoy the opportunity to look down on all you bitter gun and bible clingers.

i gotta point out that you guys are misdirecting your anger/hatred. your position here is basically that since *some* black people caused you unpleasantness, then *all* black people are horrible *because* they are *exactly* the same.

You see, Rusty, I can despise you personally without blaming the entire white race. However obvious this ability to focus and direct one's ire towards the correct target, you seem to assume that Obama will hate you along with the entire white race because he is black and all black people are exactly the same, i.e. that he is as simple, uncreative, and unintelligent as yourself. I assert this is flawed logic if for no other reason than Obama was smart enough to run for president, which would suggest he is capable of more complex thought than you.

As for you so cleverly using an alias in order to "be safe," I can't decide if I should:

A) Gently explain to you that, out here on these new-fangled internets, using an alias is par for the course for a variety of reasons, the least of which is fear of personal, physical retaliation

or B) Make a joke about how I thought YOU were they one who is supposed to LYNCH ME, but risk the possibility that you will once again fail to understand sarcasm. But its funny, you see, because it points out how people like you were allowed to murder black people in cold blood with no consequences for about one hundred years. Such gory imagery is funny when juxtaposed to your racist positions because it makes you seem like a murderer, you know, like how Obama is personally responsible for every single sentence Rev. Wright has uttered since 1962.

Jesse Helms: American Garbage (Politics Daily)

Jul 6th 2008 3:31PM 1) Have you seen a doctor lately?

Actually Crystal, I did see a psychiatrist in an attempt to curb what I thought may have be damaging and rampant egoism, but unfortunately the doc said there was nothing he could do about the droves of sophisticated women begging to spend time with my incisive wit, eloquent intelligence, and undeniable manhood.

Jesse Helms: American Garbage (Politics Daily)

Jul 6th 2008 2:44PM here is a joke you can tell at work to explain how awful jesse helms was. Actually, Rusty Shackleford and his friends might like it too!

"So Trent Lott, Strom Thurmond, George Allen and Jessee Helms walk into a bar and Helms turns to Lott and says "So these two ni**ers walk into a bar..."

Its funny. Its funny because its TRUE.

I do have to give props to Shackleford for admitting that he plain doesn't like black people. freedom of speech is important, it is his right to feel that way and to say it in the public forum, and i wish more people who are against Obama for this reason alone had the guts to explain their position with such clarity and eloquence.

as a black man i appreciate open racism because it helps me deal with the bullshit upfront and efficiently.

oh, and regarding the list i posted above, i left out

7. I have slept with more women than Rusty.
8. I have slept with more WHITE women than Rusty.

I feel better now. BE SURE TO TELL MY JOKE AT WORK IT WILL GET YOU PROMOTED.

Jesse Helms: American Garbage (Politics Daily)

Jul 6th 2008 2:37PM I am almost certain all of the following are true:

1. I am smarter than Rusty Shackleford
2. I am better educated than Rusty Shackleford
3. I make considerably more money than Rusty Shackleford
4. I have a more complete knowledge of art and history than Rusty Shackleford.
5. I am better in bed than Rusty Shackleford
6. I am more attractive than Rusty Shackleford
7. I am black.

Jesse Helms: American Garbage (Politics Daily)

Jul 5th 2008 1:28AM I think it's hilarious that after his lengthy defense of helms RustyShackleford deftly uses his final word to show that he too is a (homophobic) bigot. Takes more than complete sentences and proper capitalization to be smart, Rusty. Your plea in defense of a bigot is null because you've shown that you are one too.

Americans Turning to Web For Expanded, Unfiltered Political Information (Switched)

Jun 16th 2008 12:31PM Senator Barack Obama is less likely than his opponents to have supporters who write hysterical blog posts using ALL CAPS.