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Drunk pilot found naked, lost in woods {Gadling}
May 21st 2008 4:38AM When this pilot stumbled out of the bushes wearing a watch and sandals, that should have been the tip-off that he was maybe not the most qualified guy to fly 245 people to Australia....
Man Dies in Spitting Contest Mishap {Asylum}
May 20th 2008 12:18AM Well you have to remember that the Swiss have a long history of what we might consider "weird" contests....there's "farting", "flapping", "coughing", "belching","cheese eating", and my personal favorite, "pee champs", which entails healthy young males peeing into the wind.....the one who finally gets so drenched that he gives up loses....keep in mind that Switzerland is a very dull place, one of the national pastimes being staring, so I'm not surprised.....also, this occured in the Italian section, so that also gives a little insight....
Donald Trump pulls $100 million for his Palm Beach home {BloggingStocks}
May 18th 2008 2:57PM Some doorman in Manhattan told me that Trump has those plastic wigs made special, and that they are delivered to his apartment in a box marked "Big Sex Toys"....
There's a $5,000 Burger in Las Vegas {Luxist}
May 17th 2008 8:37PM Jesus Christ.....a $5000.00 hamburger.....how good can it taste?.....this is just wrong y'all.....
To be banned: Drinking of alcohol on London's transport {Gadling}
May 11th 2008 3:49PM This might not be a bad idea....when I went to England, for whatever reason (probably movies) I expected all the men to look like David Niven or something, and they all look like Kieth Richards....they drink this terrible warm brown beer with the alcohol content of vodka at every chance, and it is somehow cool to barf everywhere.....I passed a bunch of guys outside a pub one night and they were standing around in a circle laughing and chanting "GO....GO....GO" at a couple of fools who were having a barfing contest.....the winner got another beer....just sayin'.....
South Africa Decides to Open up Elephant Season {Asylum}
May 7th 2008 1:49AM When I was in Zimbabwe, I was a guest of the Dictator For Life Mpual Ghahild....while we were attending the annual "Boil A Missionary Festival", some guy in tattered military fatigues ran up and whispered to him that some elephants were running around in his "Main Prostitute House".....Ghahild, furious, adjusted the bone in his nose and bellowed, "UNGOWWAA!!!!....MGUMBA!!!!.....NEENA TONA BEEBEE!!!!!"....
Has Jesus Risen from a Drop-Down Ceiling? {Asylum}
Apr 25th 2008 1:27PM In a taco stand in Riverside California, after a rain storm an employee noticed a face appearing on the ceiling....as other astonished workers gathered around in hushed awe, the face of John Bon Jovi became clearly visible...many of the employees fell to their knees, and the women began to sob loudly...today people have come from as far away as San Bernardino to see it...the owner of the stand said, "We don' sell no more tacos, but it's kinda cool I guess, I don' know"...
High-Tech 'Bait' Vehicles Defeat Would-Be Car Thieves {Switched.com}
Apr 13th 2008 10:16PM And actually that's the only SUV in Surrey I understand.....people there go more for pick-up trucks with the doors a different color than the cab, and that eau de salmon scent.....ey?....
Expensive caffeine: Coffee made from animal dung goes for £50 a cup {Gadling}
Apr 10th 2008 10:17PM You know the British are famous for their dung consumption....King George was well known for his favorite dish, "Poultry Butter Surprise", which was chicken shit warmed up and spread on scones....when he would have big shot diplomats and crowned heads at his hunting preserve, that was all that was to be served....his guests were told to "eat up and shut up", otherwise they were left there and to their own devices to get home.....supposedly only about a third actually got ill and threw up, but according to the German Chancellor there were a "shit-load of people turning green as they tried to smile".....
Baby Names Being Derived from...Text Messaging? {Switched.com}
Apr 1st 2008 4:45PM A lady on our block recently named her newborn son Uniopolis Wapakanetta Great Earth Jordache Microsoft Tree Of Life Johnston.....they call him Joe for short....
