The "real" Bronx Zoo cobra has apparently been found
. Zoo officials claim that he "never left the House of Reptiles," but his Twitter account
begs to differ. Seeing that he's been turned into a 200,000-follower-strong online celeb -- having lately been tweeted by Mayor Bloomberg
, Ellen Degeneres
and Jon Favreau
-- we figure that the actual cobra is slurping mouse blood Mai Tais under a heat lamp at the Gramercy Park Hotel, already optioning his famous tweets.