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Sneaky, Supercilious Snake Taunts on Twitter, Laffs Ensue

@bronxzooscobra tweet
Forget Time's list of Twitter's best. Our newest local celebrity, a king cobra snake who's lately gone missing from the Bronx Zoo, has just won Twitter. (Fine, it's likely a spoof ghostwriter, but don't crush the dream.) The "super venomous, but not poisonous" Egyptian cobra disappeared on Saturday from the Reptile House exhibit; according to his Twitter account, he's since gone on to gawk at Tina Fey and mock Charlie Sheen. "[Know] what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'."

Other herpetological hijinks after the break:

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The Temple of Dendur really kicks some asp. #snakeonthetownless than a minute ago via web

Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!less than a minute ago via web

Obviously I'm a big fan of freedom! RT @soniamoghe Kinda of curious about what @BronxZoosCobra thinks about the revolution, Mubarak?less than a minute ago via web

Aw, what's wrong? RT @BronxZookeeper SHIT.less than a minute ago via web

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