Time Magazine, master of the almighty listicle, has put together a list (two years too late) of the 140 best Twitter feeds
. No-brainers like Lady Gaga and Ashton Kutcher obviously make the cut; suspiciously missing is the newly anointed warlock Charlie Sheen
, or the acerbic insight of The Awl co-founder Choire Sicha
. In their place lies the banal: the giggly ramblings of Taylor Swift, the ever-relevant Alyssa Milano (who tweets in quantity, not quality) and Margaret Atwood, who we love
but just isn't fun to follow. RSS feeds and self-promotion does not a good Twitterer make, Time.