Please, Internet, just take our money. No, no, we insist. As we know all too well, group coupon programs have already made a significant dent in the nation's wallets. ("I know that heights terrify me, but what if I change my mind and decide I really do
want to go sky-diving? Crap. I should probably buy this coupon just in case...") Well, the sneaky services have struck again where it's bound to hurt: Etsy. New startup Heartsy
(friggin' adorable!) hooks customers up with 50- to 90-percent discounts at Etsy stores. Users get to vote on which stores will be discounted next, and get cash for referring a friend. Oh joy.