'The Bodyguard' Getting an Internet-Stalking Update
'The Bodyguard,' a piece of '90s schlock best known for turning the excellent Dolly Parton song 'I Will Always Love You' into a histrionics lesson from Whitney Houston, is slated for a 21st century update. The new version will weave social networking and Internet stalking into the thin, haphazard plot. If there is any justice in the world, this film -- along with 'The Chronicles of Rick Roll' -- will never make it to theaters.






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