Do you love the wastelands of 'Fallout'? Regularly waste hours killing necromancers in 'Elder Scrolls'? Can't wait to snipe baddies in 'Rage'? Your author, personally, says an emphatic "yes" to all, but that doesn't mean she's willing to birth a baby in Bethesda's honor. In support of the newest 'Elder Scrolls', dubbed 'Skyrim', anyone who has a child on its release date of 11/11/11
and names it "Dovahkiin" -- meaning "Dragonborn" -- will receive free Bethesda games for life. A serious offer, but Bethesda adds a disclaimer: "Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could -- and probably will -- endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting." Better hope you went heavy on the endurance bonus before starting out on this quest.
Tags: bethesda, Bethesda-Game-Studios, Bethesda-Softworks, dovahkiin, dragonborn, elderscrolls, ElderScrollsSkyrim, gaming, Playstation3, top, Xbox-360
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