Human Brain Operates Like Facebook, Study Claims
Got Facebook on the brain? It could be because Facebook is your brain. Sort of. That's what Carnegie Mellon neurology researcher Alison Barth claims in a new study published in the December 22nd issue of a journal called Neuron. As LiveScience explains, Barth and her team of researchers arrived at their conclusion after identifying and observing a small group of highly active neurons in the brain's cerebral cortex. Although these neurons were small in number, they were responsible for executing major brain functions, including "conscious thought, language and spatial reasoning."
This observation led Barth to compare this minority group of neurons to the handful of hyperactive Facebook users who keep the social network humming along, even if the majority of users lie dormant. "It's like Facebook. Most of your friends don't post much -- if at all," Barth said. "But, there is a small percentage of your friends on Facebook who update their status and page often. Those people are more likely to be connected to more friends, so, while they're sharing more information, they're also receiving more information from their expanded network, which also includes other more active participants."
So, if you're a compulsive Facebook user, pat yourself on the back. It's your tireless status posting and 'FarmVille' playing that's keeping the site afloat, even as most other members devote their time to less productive endeavors -- like using their brains.





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Subscribe to commentsAngelaJan 13th 2011 8:47AM
Totally flawed observations...at least for teen users. The most "hyperactive" users on facebook tend to be the LEAST socially connected kids. The kids who don't post much on facebook are usually kids who are :
1. involved in sports, and thus out with their team members and others;
2. not home on the computer, but instead out at sleepovers, parties, etc;
3. having actual conversations on facetime or texting others.
This author of the study must be a social disconnect herself to come to this conclusion.
MetalFrank666Jan 13th 2011 10:50AM
Further studies revealed that most people don't even have a brain.
UberSilJan 15th 2011 11:17PM
Yeah, this analogy is about as accurate as the one a decade ago that likened the brain to a computer. You know the one that only has a CPU and not much else?
AtomskJan 23rd 2011 10:42AM
"Hey, nobody is going to the findings of our brain research. Kids today are all busy with their iphones and computers, nobody cares about nerd shit anymore unless they can talk to their friends or listen to music on it. What are we going to do?"
"I know! Obliquely compare it to Facebook in some ridiculous way!"