Facebook Makes New Profile Mandatory for Everyone, Users Grab Pitchforks

Over the course of the next couple of days, all users will see their profiles automatically converted to the new design, even if they never chose to make the switch. Not surprisingly, today's announcement has already been met with frustration and anger from the site's notoriously change-resistant constituency. All Facebook's Jackie Cohen calls the move a "communications malfunction," and argues that the company should've clarified its intentions to make the feature mandatory. Cohen goes on to claim that the features of the new profile were never clearly explained, and users, as a result, have been forced "to figure them out on their own."
Perhaps Facebook's plans weren't clear to Cohen, but we thought the site did a pretty good job of explaining itself back in December, when it explicitly stated, "We're rolling [the new profile] out gradually and plan to get it to everyone by early next year." Just because it never used the word "mandatory" doesn't exactly mean it pulled a fast one on us.
Besides, is the new profile really that obtuse? Sure, it may take users some time to get used to it, and some may yearn for the simpler days of social networking yore. But it's not like Mark Zuckerberg is asking all of us to learn Mandarin or anything. Instead of clicking one button to stalk your ex-girlfriend, you'll have to click another one. Most of us could probably learn to do that in the time it would take to file a hate-filled complaint with Facebook. And, ultimately, resistance is pretty futile. As with virtually every other change the site has ever introduced, we'll all learn to cope with it, and go on to lead happy, fulfilling lives.





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Subscribe to commentsohstopsJan 13th 2011 11:37AM
The whole idea of using any internet site is learning and adjusting to new ideas and ways of doing things.When we stop learning, I think our brain goes into park, I am a brain damaged brain tumor surgery survivor and that is the reason to really be here.Making new friends and finding ones from years ago is a great thing.Let us all help FB be better by learning it, using new developments and giving them good feed back that HELPS them.There was a time when ppl helped each other and by doing so helped them selves and everyone. John Broadwell
o.dalisovallesJan 20th 2011 12:34AM
I don't think why people should feel angry about this page,for the simple reason that Mark Zuckenberg and his team don't care about facebook users,people don't have to make a yun-yun about that! If Mark Zuckenberg doesn't care about users opinion,don't you care about his page either.Do like i did...i closed my account and moved to tweeter,simple like this!!!