VuVutech 5000 Alarm System Wreaks World-Cup Horror on Attempted Burglars
In the past, an alarm system's siren has really just served as a two-minute warning: "Hustle and grab that TV, Mr. Burglar, because the cops are on their way." Well, England's Alarm Monitoring Company has decided to quit coddling these bloody crooks, and intends to give them some Cromwellian justice instead. Behold the VuVutech 5000. If a thief can withstand five blaring vuvuzelas, he's earned your stuff.






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