Racing Game 'Cave of No Return' Teaches Us All the Perils of Speleogenesis

Okay, 'Cave of No Return' may not be a racing game in the sense that it features insanely fast race cars, but it does feature the most important race of all (says Indiana Jones): the race against deadly cave-ins. You control an anime-style main character who must make it as far as possible through a deadly cave that is collapsing behind her. While your character moves forward automatically, the up button will make her jump, and the down button will initiate a speedy slide maneuver. These are essential to avoiding the cave's numerous obstacles, including stalagmites and stalactites. While a crushing death is unavoidable, you'll accrue points based on how long you last, and they will be posted to online leader boards. 'Cave of No Return' is a simple, mindless game with an important lesson: Never go in caves, especially those of no return.






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