
"This year's Christmas tree -- a three-ton, six-story-tall Engelmann spruce -- updated followers from @TrackTheTree along its route to Washington from Wyoming," reports The Hill. Yes, our country's official Christmas tree has joined Twitter. (It's also got its own blog and Facebook page.) And now, we must regretfully inform you that we quit. We quit the Internet entirely. Don't sext us; we'll sext you. Or whatever kids do nowadays.
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