Amazon Now Not Shipping Bombs to Morons (or Anyone Else)
So much crazy stuff happens on Election Day that it can sometimes take weeks to properly pick through it all. That's why we're only just getting around to telling you about this doofus who mistook his own Amazon delivery for a bomb. The police, we're sure, were thrilled to help -- just as much as they loved this lady. Put those tax dollars to work, people!





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