As part of Monday's Windows Phone 7 launch, Katy Perry brought her Candy-Land-porno burlesque
to the Roseland Ballroom in New York. You couldn't have marched us there with a shotgun in our backs -- Microsoft even refused to dole out free hooch!
A bunch of dead-sober adults forced to watch to Perry lip-sync 'California Gurls' with no Snoop Dogg in tow? No wonder Microsoft only sold 40,000 units