Oprah Gives Away Xbox Kinects, Audience Goes Wild
What do you give to a daytime talk audience upon whom you've already bestowed luxurious cars and exotic vacations? Apparently, you give them an Xbox Kinect. That's exactly what Oprah recently gave to a delirious crowd of audience members --none of whom looked like gamers. No sooner had the announcement left the talk icon's mouth than did her audience erupt in squealy bliss. Seriously, the place was a mad house. Even Oprah looked as if she couldn't believe what'd just happened.Who knows if any of the audience members will actually use their Xbox Kinects, but it doesn't really matter. Fact is, Oprah handpicked those Xbox Kinects, anointed them with her sacred touch, and munificently distributed them to her Chosen People. Her product choice may seem nonsensical, but, once again, this is the work of Oprah. She works in mysterious ways.





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Subscribe to commentsdanielrudd88Oct 21st 2010 7:37PM
give tooo the needy!!!!!