Ashton Kutcher Sells CBS 'Dear Girls Above Me' Twitter-Inspired Show

Dear Girls Above Me is tale of whiny guy who lives below two obnoxious ingenues, told through 140 character "letters" directed at the titular "girls above." Each entry begins, "Dear girls above me," and is followed by an eye-rolling snippet overheard from his upstairs neighbors, such as, "'He said he was Spanish but not a Mexican. What the hell, that doesn't even make sense!' It does to the entire country of Spain." If there's any justice in this world, 'Dear Girls Above Me,' will never sully our airwaves and the only way for Kutcher to redeem himself is to reveal that this is all part of his biggest 'Punk'd' prank ever where eventually he tricks an entire network into bankruptcy by selling them worthless ideas he harvested for free from the Internet.





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