iArm Accessory Emphatically Announces Your Magnificence

From the ingenious engineers that developed the incredible Beer Beard, the indispensable Coffee Talkies and the enlightening Wake and Bake Griddle comes a "forearm mount that gives you, well, an extra arm." And it only weighs 4.5 pounds. If your enviable, trendsetting lifestyle requires the constant, public use of multiple phones or gadgets, then the "multi-mount" add-on enables mobile multitasking.
The iArm (which "attaches to tablet PCs, eReaders, remotes & more!") is currently available for pre-order only, but, if you're having trouble deciding what could possibly fit inside the box (seeing as it is, sadly, just a prank gift box), we can certainly help with that.





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