Get Ripped, Turn Orange With The Situation's Official iPhone App
We're totally not jealous that this guy will be raking in $5 million this year, due entirely to the celebrity status he's cultivated on 'Drunk Douchebags That Make Italians Look Awesome'. [Crying bitter tears as we type.] And so we have no problem telling you that you should immediately head to the iTunes App Store where Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has just launched his Official App -- for only $4.99!The Situation's app boasts valuable features like a workout regimen designed by the over-gelled man himself, so that maybe you too can have Mayor Bloomberg drool over your abs. But where to go to get your pump on? Thankfully, Sorrentino also included a "GTL Finder" that will GPS-locate the closest fitness centers, dry cleaning services and melanoma factories. As if turning yourself burnt sienna weren't great enough, The Situation also has a "Sound Board," which features the "best lines to get you in or out of any situation." We're hoping that delicate, caring sentiments like "Happy birthday, I f***ed my roommate!" will be among the offerings.





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Subscribe to commentsjaySep 17th 2010 4:58PM
This needs to not exist.