Harrisburg University Bans Social Networking for Week-Long Experiment
The only blackouts most college students experience typically involve homemade absinthe and late night stomach pumps. This week, however, students at one university in Pennsylvania will have to endure an entirely different -- and perhaps more terrifying -- brand of blackout: a digital one. As of today, access to all social networking sites and instant messaging programs will be blocked across Harrisburg University of Science and Technology's network, as part of a week-long experiment designed to make today's youth consider an existence without social networking (i.e., life as we knew it before 2004). When the campus-wide blackout finally comes to a glorious close, all students will have to hand in invariably maudlin essays about their experience without social networking. "Often there are behaviors, habits, ways we use technology that we may ourselves not even be able to articulate because we're not aware of them," experiment leader and new-least-popular-provost-on-campus Eric Darr told NPR.
Student reaction to the ban has been mixed thus far, with some welcoming the idea and others shuddering at the thought of a Facebook-less campus. "My biggest problem is not being able to find people, because I use Facebook and Twitter to find people at school, to see where they're at," student Ashley Harris says. Fellow student Gio Acosta, on the other hand, thinks the blackout might do him some good. "I had my phone set to receive Facebook, texts, tweets -- and ring -- so I had to turn that off between 3 and 6 in the morning so I can actually sleep during that time," Acosta tells NPR. "If you don't set the limits, it's a 24-hour thing."
Social media critic Jaron Lanier, meanwhile, thinks Harrisburg University's students would be better served if the experiment required them to donate a penny to charity every time they use social networking sites. If online socializing were "more conscious and more considered," Lanier argues, kids would be more acutely "aware of how much they were doing."
Still, Lanier remains optimistic that this generation of Facebook addicts will one day become aware of their foolish behavior, and defiantly declare, "'No, we are individuals, we invent ourselves, we're not going to have some third-party advertising business define us. We invent our own taste, and furthermore, we decide what friendship means.'" Sounds like a stirring scenario, but -- before he entertains thoughts of a global uprising -- Lanier should probably wait and see if Harrisburg's student body can survive one Facebook-less week without resorting to cannibalism.





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Subscribe to commentsJTheGoblinKingSep 13th 2010 3:24PM
Life before 2004?! Who wrote this article? A ten-year-old? Social Networking is not as new as you think and instant messaging has been around a Hell of a lot longer than six years! I have been using AIM since 1996. The person who said life without social networking or instant messaging is life before 2004 must be really out of touch or just doesn't remember the 90s at all.
Thomas HoustonSep 13th 2010 3:48PM
@Darkling probably referring to Facebook's launch in 2004.
Kevin BrownSep 13th 2010 3:58PM
Wow, you mean you can't find your friends to party without a social networking sight? When I was an undergraduate I was at a major state college with tens of thousands of students and I managed to have fun and party with my friends whenever I felt like it without facebook or twitter. What kind of nitwits are we raising nowadays?
You know I am also so proud that we have created all of these new technologies intended to help mankind and they have; we now have a generation of spoiled mindless drones who cannot exist (or even walk down the street) without texting and twittering nonsense to one another with zombielike attention.
LeeSep 13th 2010 5:50PM
Well, Ashley Harris might want to go to English class before she goes out partying. "...to find out where my friends are at"??????? Are you kidding me? You DO NOT use the word "at" at the end of a sentence.