Last night, Snooki and her impending cirrhosis were driving near Newark, New Jersey, when they suddenly hit heavy traffic. "Ugh stuck in newark traffic is no fun," the diminutive Guidette tweeted. A few minutes later, she bemoaned her choice of ride, tweeting, " Omg why I got a stick shift I will never know. Stop and go traffic I'm killen myself here :(" Normally, these kinds of quotidian tweets would just innocuously fizzle into the ether of the Internet. This time, however, Snooki's uneventful frustration caught the attention of Newark mayor Cory Booker, who promptly replied, "Snooki! I'm the mayor where R U so I can give u a ticket 4 texting & driving we needs revenue! " And here we thought John McCain was the only politician following the Snookster's every move.
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Subscribe to commentsz0phi3lSep 9th 2010 5:31PM
If it was stop and go traffic, then texting in the car is not a big deal