'Shark Week' to Feature Great Whites Swallowing HD Cameras

The Discovery Channel has upped the ante with a decidedly unscientific new program for the Shark Week lineup called 'Into the Shark Bite,' where seemingly accredited, but suicidal, marine biologists decide to entice great whites to partially nom on an HD high-speed camera. What can this possibly tell us about the anatomy and behaviors of the great white that was not previously known? Nothing, other than to cement in our galeophobic brains what will likely be the last image we see before we go crunchily into that good night. Slightly less terrifying HD sharks (photographed shooting through the air in 2,000 fps) will be featured on 'Air Jaws' (yes, great whites are rare for their predilection for spy-hopping and breaching the surface at fierce speeds) and the curiously more epic version, 'Ultimate Air Jaws.' If there were ever a time to cradle a comforting pillow while feeding your ridiculous phobias, that time is now. Engadget has a pants-wetting gallery here. [From: Engadget]





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Subscribe to commentsDonAug 5th 2010 11:46AM
These events are a total turn-off to me. Wild animals should be left alone - as Steve Irwin learned a couple of years ago. People who go around sticking cameras in the faces of sharks and lions and snakes deserve what happens to them, in my opinion.
Rick ParkerAug 11th 2010 8:52PM
This story has been on the top for more than four days, now. How much has Discovery Channel paid for this placement?