Jason Bateman Apologizes for Being a Jerk, We Decide If He's Guilty or Not
Strangely enough, the Switched crew was torn. Some writers love Bateman and want all of those upset about a single cell phone to shut it, while others are glad that the Bate 'fessed up. Two impassioned pundits weigh in.
Arrested Development: Grow Up, BateGate
Really, Jason Bateman, really? The paparazzi were going that crazy over a B-list celebrity best known to the world as the creepy has-been who tried to jump Juno's bones? Please. What's that you say? 'Arrested Development'? Oh, you mean like a 41-year old who never learned in kindergarten what happens to line-cutters? That kind of arrested development? Listen, it's really super that someone actually recognized
Michael Bluth is Not a Jerk, and Apple Dweebs Should Shut Their Cry-Holes
You're mad because Jason Bateman got an iPhone before you? Shut your cry-hole, you baby. Don't think he deserves to get one before you because 1) he's a celebrity, or 2) you've never heard of him? Watch TV, you baby. It's not JBate's fault that you're culturally illiterate. Jason Bateman is perhaps one of the least offensive of Hollywood personalities, and we frankly can't recall ever seeing him on the gossip pages before last week. Why? Because Jason Bateman is probably a normal person, maybe even a bit boring, who just happens to be more successful than you. And you're upset that he got a phone before you? Shut your whiny mouth, you petulant, envious child.
BateHate needs to stop. This was like over a week ago, people. Get back to 'Farmville'; your pumpkins are ripe.
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