Jason Bateman Apologizes for Being a Jerk, We Decide If He's Guilty or Not

Strangely enough, the Switched crew was torn. Some writers love Bateman and want all of those upset about a single cell phone to shut it, while others are glad that the Bate 'fessed up. Two impassioned pundits weigh in.
Arrested Development: Grow Up, BateGate
Really, Jason Bateman, really? The paparazzi were going that crazy over a B-list celebrity best known to the world as the creepy has-been who tried to jump Juno's bones? Please. What's that you say? 'Arrested Development'? Oh, you mean like a 41-year old who never learned in kindergarten what happens to line-cutters? That kind of arrested development? Listen, it's really super that someone actually recognized
Michael Bluth is Not a Jerk, and Apple Dweebs Should Shut Their Cry-Holes
You're mad because Jason Bateman got an iPhone before you? Shut your cry-hole, you baby. Don't think he deserves to get one before you because 1) he's a celebrity, or 2) you've never heard of him? Watch TV, you baby. It's not JBate's fault that you're culturally illiterate. Jason Bateman is perhaps one of the least offensive of Hollywood personalities, and we frankly can't recall ever seeing him on the gossip pages before last week. Why? Because Jason Bateman is probably a normal person, maybe even a bit boring, who just happens to be more successful than you. And you're upset that he got a phone before you? Shut your whiny mouth, you petulant, envious child.
BateHate needs to stop. This was like over a week ago, people. Get back to 'Farmville'; your pumpkins are ripe.
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsldnasJun 30th 2010 5:24PM
I LOVE JASON BATEMAN!
e2ddJun 30th 2010 6:48PM
Met the guy once, a real down to earth,humble, nicest star you'll ever meet, and wether you think he is known or not, the Paps annoy every star, so give this nice guy a break, at least he is sorry about it.
KimberlyJun 30th 2010 6:58PM
I love him too! I remember when he was on "Little House on the Prairie" and I thought he was adorable. Still crushing on him!
KateJun 30th 2010 5:27PM
The audacity of this person to think anyone really cares who he is ??????
patm406Jun 30th 2010 6:17PM
That's just it. He doesn't care. Someone else from the store witnessed it and pulled him out of line and into the store. Read it again.
KevinJun 30th 2010 6:25PM
If no one cared who Jason Bateman was he wouldn't have been ushered into the store early and there wouldn't have been any publicity about the incident. Duh.
selphinwolfeJul 1st 2010 3:47AM
The audacity of you to think anybody cares about your opinion!
vinylmanJun 30th 2010 5:29PM
i could care less about the phone. i've enjoyed his performances in "up in the air" and "couples retreat" as well as "juno". he's making a career out of playing a slightly smarmy fortysomething white guy.
MonicaJun 30th 2010 5:32PM
ROLFMAO!!!!!!
kJun 30th 2010 5:32PM
Your nobody Jason, sorry. Your past has been nothing but charater parts so get over yourself. If I had been in line all night waiting to get in and you you butted in front of me to go in I would have gone in after youo and slammed your head into a counter. I'm just as (if not more) important than you are and so all those people waiting in line like decent people do. How dare you did that. Don't even bother saying your sorry because your not and we all know it. Loser.
Wayne SeppanenJun 30th 2010 6:27PM
Ha Ha another bitter commoner. It matters not if you know or like Jason Bateman. The fact is millions of people do know him and a large percentage of those millions like him. One of his job perks is that he got his phone before those in line. Anybody well connected that wanted that phone most likely also got it before those waiting in that line. Maybe its not fair but wining about it doesnt help. You just sound bitter.
In case nobody noticed there is millions of gallons of oil pouring into the gulf. We are fighting in 2 wars. Unemployment is near 20%. All 3 problems have no end in sight. Wake up America whats it gonna take??????????
EmmaleighJun 30th 2010 7:21PM
I guarantee you would have been the only one going to jail too. Locked up over a phone. Oh, what a proud moment that would have been.
meJun 30th 2010 7:29PM
well at least Jason earned what fame he does have ....unlike the huge amount of stars out there today. let me guess ...u most likely are a fan of pairs hilton or that kardashian girl or what ever her name is ..... jason is great and funny.
sinfyreJun 30th 2010 7:51PM
@k: Spell-check is your friend. No, really.
YanniJun 30th 2010 8:16PM
Please learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE, before trying to bash someone else. Go back to school.
ThinksTeenIsGreatJun 30th 2010 9:32PM
"Bitter, table for one. Paging Bitter, table for one."
lonlashumJun 30th 2010 11:25PM
I would venture to say that you have indeed done the same or somerthing very much like it. Whadddaa you think, I'm right huh? You sound like one of those roadrage type people who envies someone because they have a nicer car than you. So you try to get your 74 C-ro-la to the head of the line at the next stoplight. Go back to your gaming web and let the grownups comment.
se_mojtahediJun 30th 2010 11:54PM
Yanni, ditto. Sinfrye actually used "your" correctly. I am superbly skilled at the English language and respect the language of my birth immensely. That said, although I come from four generations of Oxford educated doctorate linguists and university professors (no fooling, look up the Morris family and the University of Georgia and the University of Washington, St. Louis), even I am not so pompous as to correct people's English in an informal message board. Chill out and smile. Life is not that serious.
Miss kaozJul 1st 2010 3:48AM
well YOU ARE somebody alright... a crazy person
AlanJul 2nd 2010 1:55AM
You'd "slam his head into a counter!!!" My that's mature..........people like you are what's wrong with the WORLD!!! And all ya'll, standing in line for a phone!!!! I'm still enjoying my iPhone 3............haven't even got the 3gS yet. But then, I'm not a "slave to fashion." :o)
Peace