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Second Grader Gets 'Schoolgirl' Porn Vid Instead of DVD Yearbook

by Matthew Zuras on May 27, 2010 at 04:50 PM

Student Gets Surprise DVDFile this under Facepalm of the Day. Dana Hill and her daughter Skyler, a second-grader at Rock Crusher Elementary in Homosassa, Florida, excitedly plonked themselves down to watch a DVD of the school's digital yearbook which had been handed out at the end of the term. But cherubic kiddies making giraffes out of macaroni were absent from this DVD. Instead, the Hills were treated to a two-hour, hardcore porn film.

Hill told the local news, "Honestly, my reaction was, 'This is a mistake.'" Yes, that is a painfully appropriate and obvious response. But whose mistake was it? Well, it turns out that the husband of her daughter's teacher owned the dirty flick in question.

Oh, but it gets better! Since it appears that the swap was unintentional, local authorities aren't pressing charges. Nor has the school disciplined the teacher (although, really, she's not at fault), who hasn't even called Hill to apologize. And here's the kicker. The DVD was "schoolgirl-themed." (According to Hill, the husband never misses a school function.) We feel a little icky now.

Well, these things are bound to happen, right? Wait, what? No. NO. You do not mistake a DVD with big swinging breasts pasted all over it for a child's yearbook. (Okay, we're only postulating that the porn disc was labeled as smutty stuff, but what are the odds that both DVDs were completely blank on the exterior? Did Hill even look at it before pressing 'play'?) And, fine, children in this generation are going to be exposed to pornography more than their predecessors, but let that happen on its own time. This is not the first incidence of a Porno Switcheroo (a phrase we lifted from Videogum, which faithfully chronicles these bittersweet mixups), nor do we expect it to be the last. But, c'mon dude, why are you keeping your schoolgirl porn with your wife's teaching materials, anyway? Keep that stuffed in the bottom of your sock drawer, where it belongs. [From: WTSP, via: Consumerist]

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