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Senator Ben Nelson Claims ATM Ignorance (As He Votes on ATM Legislation)

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How's this for a reality show pitch? Take a bunch of Senators, representatives and Supreme Court justices, put them in a swanky, upscale apartment for six months -- and surround them with high-tech gadgets as their only means of survival. Want to order a pizza, Senator Byrd? You'll have to whip out your iPhone. In need of some new reading material, Justice Scalia? There's this thing called Amazon. The slight chance of Mark Souder discovering how to use Craigslist might limit its audience to 'Showtime' subscribers, but there's no limit to the drama, confusion and inevitable cannibalism that would ensue.

And we may have just found our leading man: Democratic Senator Ben Nelson. When he was recently asked about his opinion on proposed legislation that would cap withdrawal fees on most ATMs, the Senator pleaded ignorance -- literally. Apparently, the man never uses an ATM. Never has, probably never will. "I've never used an ATM, so I don't know what the fees are," the congressman says. "It's true, I don't know how to use one." As the Omaha World-Herald reports, though, the Senator does have some tech street cred. He claims he can "swipe to get my own gas," and is completely fluent in "holograms." By "holograms," he means "bar codes" that cashiers scan at checkout lines.

"I mean, I'm not without some skills," Nelson insisted. "I just haven't had the need to use an ATM." Let's just hope some of Nelson's skills include being able to reasonably vote on legislation about ATMs. [From: Omaha World-Herald]

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