Robot Presides Over Wedding For Geeky Lovers in Japan (Where Else?)

Yesterday in Tokyo, the 4-foot, pigtailed and curiously-named 'I-Fairy' robot presided over the wedding of Satoko Inoue and her new husband, Tomohiro Shibata. From its perch at the head of the aisle, the bot led the ceremony to mechanical perfection, before asking Shibata to "Please lift the bride's veil," and raising its arms in Touchdown-Jesus celebration as they kissed. It should be mentioned, though, that the I-Fairy was actually controlled by a man hiding behind a black curtain, who spent the entire time entering commands into a computer, and repeatedly asking himself what he's doing with his life.
Although he said he would've preferred the robot to be "a bit more clever," the groom admitted that "she is very good at expressing herself" -- or at least expressing whatever her cloaked puppetmaster commanded her to express. Speaking about the unique role of robots in Japan, the bride told the AP, "I think that Japanese have a strong sense that robots are our friends. Those in the robot industry mostly understand this, but people mainly want robots near them that serve some purpose." Which is great news, of course, for the millions of unemployed robots on the streets of Tokyo.
Granted, it's not nearly as shiver-inducing as seeing a lonely Japanese man marry a virtual girlfriend, but there's still something slightly frigid about turning your wedding ceremony into a mechanized series of motions. Then again, though, she works at a robot company, and he's a professor of robotics, so bots are obviously their little "thing." You and your special someone have some sort of quirky mutual interest that brought you together. Theirs just happens to be pigtailed robots. And, honestly, it just might be ours, too. [From: AP]





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Comments
12
Subscribe to commentslinemanronMay 17th 2010 2:52PM
Oh great! Here we go.
Larry CaldwellMay 17th 2010 5:53PM
"WARNING, WARNING, Will Robinson!"
lunarnautMay 17th 2010 4:06PM
Remember the robot trend of 80s pop-culture, and how absolutely silly it seems in retrospect? Well its not silly anymore...its real...and I'm not sure if I should be terrified or amused.
mark masonMay 17th 2010 4:06PM
Kind of like getting married in the take out line of Jack in the box, "You want fries with that".
zachriasMay 17th 2010 4:55PM
hahaha u got a good point there
Weeble WobbleMay 17th 2010 4:36PM
This is, or should be the most important moment in yuor life, and you give control over to a robot? MORON! There's a line in marital vows, "By the power vested in me, by the state of (whatever)" That is not to ever be taken lightly, and if you think so little of the person presiding over your wedding, perhaps you shouldn't do it at all.
zachimbrianoMay 17th 2010 8:29PM
that's in america. you don't know how they do it in japan.
David S.May 17th 2010 5:17PM
Weeble Wobble, get a life. People can get married however they wish; whether that's by a robot or a fake Elvis in Las Vegas, that is their business. Getting married in a church by a preacher/priest does nothing special to make the marriage last any longer! After all, the divorce rate in this country is just over 50% -- don't know what it is in Japan, but I'm guessing its much lower.
Kathleen VaughanMay 17th 2010 5:30PM
Some people will do anything to be "first" -- including that gross woman who is trying to blimp up to 1,000 pounds so she will be the world's fattest mom. Hope she's made funeral plans -- I doubt very much that she will live to tell the tale.
Stickers585May 17th 2010 5:37PM
In the eyes of the Lord, Null, Nill, & VOID! In order to unite 2 souls in Holy matrimony, one doing the joining of the 2 souls must at least, have a soul in the eyes of God. That's why you& your other half are required to be married by a person OF God or a J.P.. Robots were created by humans, & humans were created by God. A creature of God can only be united in HOLY wedlock by a creature of God WITH a SOUL. AHHSOOO!, A-Hole!
zachimbrianoMay 17th 2010 8:34PM
it doesn't have to be religious at all you idiot. as long as the government approves of the union through a robot, it's legit. i'd be suprised if they were of a judaic religion anyway.
PatriciaMay 17th 2010 5:52PM
Weeble Wobble:
Weddings a personal reflection of two people's wedding day--both the young man and young woman work with robotics--who knows, perhaps they met that way!--and it's their choice, just as someone can be married nude, at a drive-thru wedding chapel, underwater, or at a huge all the bells and whistles blow out for 200 bucks a plate. I know that my husband and my's wedding included nontraditional elements along with traditional elements from both of our families. A robot wedding wouldn't be my choice, but it's not my wedding. It's what this very lovely young couple chose and I wish them all the best! (And I wonder if anyone got them a Roomba for a wedding gift...;)