Thanko's Speaker Mouse Puts Plastic-y Music in the Palm of Your Hand

The speaker mouse is a great addition to its already revolutionary line of products, including the USB ashtray, USB mouth camera, USB butt cooler, and plenty more patently unnecessary devices. We don't envy the janitors at Thanko's corporate HQ who have to clean up after the company's idea men, who clearly come from the "throw a bunch of junk at the wall and see what sticks" school of design. [From: CrunchGear]





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