For the most part,
'Keeping up with the Kardashians' doesn't involve too much thought. Sure, you have to remember which girl's dating the football player, which one's having a baby with a basketball player, which one's doing neither. But other than that, the most brain-intensive activity you'll have to endure is guesstimating how much Dr. 90210 charged for Bruce Jenner's Saran-wrapped face. But, surprisingly enough, keeping up with one Kardashian in particular can be pretty complex -- and pretty expensive.
According to the
Examiner, Kim Kardashian (the one with the
football player) gets paid $10,000 for each tweet she posts on behalf of advertisers. That's $10,000. Per. Tweet. Or, if the advertiser's getting their full 140-character's worth, that's just over $70 per
character. According to a rep from Ad.ly, though, advertisers limit Kardashian's paid Twitticisms to once per day. While this wave of commissioned celebrity and non-celebrity tweeters is nothing new, the scale of Kardashian's payday staggered many, and elicited a shower of angry or befuddled tweets (our fave: "@benzojones, "Kim Kardashian Gets Paid $10,000 Per Tweet... My booties big! My Tweets should at least be worth $150!").
Just to put things in perspective, Kardashian's biffie, Reggie Bush, made a handsome $2.6 million last year while playing for the New Orleans Saints and getting hit by 400 pound linemen. Kardashian could make that with just 260 tweets -- or, if she's really feeling saucy, by tweeting "
Ray J" about 7200 times. [From:
Examiner]
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Celebrities on Twitter
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Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without further ado, we present to you the most ridiculous, significant, misspelled and/or out-of-context tweets by the most recognizable folks we could find. Enjoy.
Shaquille O'Neal
"I'm goin to the alamo tomorro to get one of those daniel boone squirrel tail hats, I'm n san antonio, in case u didn't kno were the alamo is"
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Tina Fey
"I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore."
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Ashton Kutcher
"There's nothing cool about being a pimp. Pimp = Slave Owner"
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Britney Spears
"Britney went to Jerry's Deli last night for after shopping at Target. She had a black and white milkshake with dinner. Lauren"
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John Tesh
"JT is shopping with women. I need a guy film."
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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz
"When I'm asleep on the inside only you get my acid washed mind."
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President Barack Obama
"We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks"
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Senator John McCain
"YEs!! I am twittering on my blackberry but not without a little help!"
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John Cleese
"Thinking about tooth decay..."
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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsmarilyneb7900Jan 3rd 2010 8:16PM
what do people see in this family? I see nothing that is inspiring or even uplifting.
judydeniseJan 3rd 2010 9:06PM
why do you and other stupid people ruin comment sections with your STUPID BULL@#T? i am so SICK of it.
dugandobJan 3rd 2010 9:23PM
judydenise: lol then stop reading them duuuuuh. What a dumb "A"
KristenJan 3rd 2010 9:52PM
Um, why she is not worth $10,000? Maybe a penny, but not 10 grand.
Stephen O'ConnerJan 3rd 2010 9:56PM
Wow, $10,000 for a tweet! What does she get paid for a used tampon?
Stephen O'ConnerJan 3rd 2010 10:12PM
I'm sorry. I erred. I'm certain she doesn't use tampons. She uses old Wheaties boxes with pictures of Bruce Jenner on the front.
robertJan 3rd 2010 10:27PM
Stephen O'Conner : You are sooo SICK! and so damn funny!
Stephen O'ConnerJan 4th 2010 12:26AM
Why thank you Robert. I take that as a compliment. I did mean that to be satirical. Happy New Year to you!
Ms YatoshaJan 3rd 2010 11:08PM
PlanetScout4...I agree with you 1000%. Theres homeless people out there as well as families who are about to have their homes foreclosed on and they wanna give her $10,000 per tweet...please
LosAngelesGeorgeJan 3rd 2010 11:35PM
That is great for Kim Kardashian.
Fr. Duane JohnsonJan 3rd 2010 11:50PM
She gets that much every time she (or any of her sisters) spread their legs...there's nothing else they can do except perhaps sign their names, count to ten, and recite the alphabet.
nicholeJan 4th 2010 1:02AM
WOW..... i love love love the kardashians.... i cant believe kim get 10,000 per tweet lol i follow her... i can name things that 10,000 dollars should go to better than that like the humane society and cystic fibrosis research but... i guess you cant have everything i just hope she does donate some of that to some sort of charity... pick the humane society or cystic fibrosis research kim!!... but i still love you kim kardashian!!
steveJan 4th 2010 1:59AM
amazing that anyone would pay even a nickel to read anything these people have to say........what a sad reflection on our society and the public.....but if the american people were dumb enough to elect barack hussein obama, I suppose they are dumb enough to care what these brainless girls have to say
awedJan 4th 2010 2:33AM
it's like reading one of those supermarket tabloids like national enquirer......and while a kid might never look at that newspaper eventhough their parent bought it, in today's online society, we are exposing children to this type of trash, because of course they want to read about kardashian and twitter.......10,000 a tweet? really