Fugitive Using Facebook to Taunt Authorities With Constant Updates

If you'd managed to escape from prison, one would assume constantly updating your Facebook status with what you're doing and where you are, for the express purpose of taunting the authorities, would be the last thing you'd do. Craig "Lazie" Lynch, however, appears to be unconcerned with notions of "proper" fugitive behavior, and is logging on and signing in.
This past September, the convicted burglar escaped from an open prison (a low security prison that "trusts" inmates to serve their sentences) in Suffolk, England. Ever since, Lynch has been a prolific Facebooker, updating regularly about parties he's attending (including the neighborhood one event was in), indulgent lunches he's enjoyed ("mmm I just had a 12lb venison steak"), and even gloating about how warm and cozy his home is ("it felt like the Caribbean in the bedroom"). Even Lynch's profile picture has been updated to taunt his pursuers, with him leaning in close to the camera and flipping the bird.
Police told the Telegraph that they were continuing to look for Lynch, checking his Facebook profile regularly and trying to track the IP addresses from which he's updated. But as John Gummer, MP for Suffolk Coastal, told the paper, "It's very dangerous to assume the police could easily locate someone through a social networking site." However, if Evan Ratliff couldn't disappear, we don't give Lynch a chance at long-term survival. [From: Telegraph, via Digg]





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsI JUST COULDN'T DO ITDec 25th 2009 10:23PM
You are seriously trying to rip someone off tonight.
I JUST COULDN'T DO ITDec 25th 2009 10:35PM
You are seriously trying to con someone tonight. Grrrrrrrrrreat!!!
I JUST COULDN'T DO ITDec 25th 2009 10:34PM
trishajeiger said 9:10PM on 12-25-2009
Have you ever heard of "Copy Rights". Do you know the meaning of the word "infringement". Go on with your bad self outlaw!!
Joe Papierz JrDec 25th 2009 10:58PM
Craig "Lazie" Lynch will keep playing games with his facebook account but he will eventually give enough clues as to his location and habits for the police to find and arrest him. He will be caught. It's only a matter of time.
loboville3Dec 25th 2009 11:08PM
he is only a burglar, why dont the cops arrest the real criminals,like the people that run that country.
billDec 25th 2009 11:18PM
Umm...Because a burglar is a real criminal. He or she steals property from someone who properly obtained the property in the legal way.
Jerk!
BleuDec 26th 2009 2:15AM
loboville3 - You are obviously another senseless hillbilly who thinks that stealing isn't really a crime, which leads me to believe that you also are a thief. I hope someone robs you and then let's hear whether you think thieves should be arrested. Dumbass hick.
connecticatticDec 26th 2009 12:35AM
They should have titled this article "In Your Facebook"
Bill SDec 26th 2009 1:49AM
Wow, we have alot of love in these blogs tonight. We have a lonely rich man, Angelina Jolie topless, a movie bootlegger, someone who's offering four bucks to clean their toilet, a "jerk" and even someone who want's to cure our hemerroids. Now you got a drunk (christmas cheer.)
BudMax77Dec 26th 2009 1:52AM
John Dillinger's philosophy says it best: "Live Fast, Die Young, and Have a Beautiful Corpse!"
BleuDec 26th 2009 2:14AM
BudMax77 - are you stupid? You misquoted Dillinger you pea brain. He never said have a beautiful corpse. That is something a necrophiliac would do. Dillinger said to LEAVE a good looking corpse. Stupid ass hilllbilly.
ZAPDec 26th 2009 5:04AM
Crack Kills Brain cells.