We Poll the Populace: 'What is a Poke?'

What we told them: A poke is not much, actually. A friendly way of saying hi, an online method of flirting, or even a prelude to a threat. The problem with pokes is that, five years after Facebook launched, we don't know the proper response. A poke back, and then back again, threatening to evolve into a never-ending poke war? Ignore it and let it fester on our home page? Delete the poke and get on with our life? The best advice is, just confront it head on, and send a message, "Hey, (no) thanks for the poke." We have complicated thoughts on the complex matter, so we took to the streets to see if the New York public could more adequately tell us what exactly the elusive poke was. Check out the video after the break.






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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsBeckwDec 30th 2009 5:59PM
To buy a pig in a poke, is to make a risky purchase without inspecting the item beforehand.
BeckwDec 30th 2009 6:03PM
Outlaws are sent to the pokey!
AnnaLRichardJan 23rd 2010 5:26PM
Skrdenver, I side with you, but the paper bag is a "POKE", also known as this in Kentucky, TN, VA., GA. A jab is a jab, nudge is a nudge but a paper bag is a POKE
AnnaLRichardJan 21st 2010 2:28PM
jon Joseph! No, the thing you use to hit with a hockey stick is a puck!
Empirefalls09May 28th 2010 9:39PM
I liked the last Poke John Paul, So a Poke is the head of the Roman Catholic Church, Right???
TaibbiDec 15th 2011 11:42AM
That last gal was awesome! She has a Seinfeldian presence and humor. She should consider being an entertainer of some sort. She's great on camera. Hey Seinfeldian Girl - Poke!
Brigham SandersJun 1st 2010 12:52PM
I always thought that a Poke was what the old Cowboys back in the late 1800's and early 1900's referred to as going into town to get a Poke or confront the services of an prostitute.
Geegee DavisJun 1st 2010 3:03PM
Depends on who is receiving the poke and who is giving the poke. They also refer to cowhands as cowpokes.. Maybe they poked cows every so often when they got desperate. Hmmmmm, food for thought.
Geegee DavisJun 1st 2010 3:01PM
Gee you are so smart !! Yep, poke johnpaul.. he was my favorite too.
RiognachJul 23rd 2010 10:54PM
I grew up in the Tidewater of Virginia and when I was a kid, "poke" was a weed, eaten when very young and tender and before it became poisonous with age. It was boiled like any other "boiled greens', often seasoned with some fatback, bacon or other pork meat, and further flavored with a liberal dash of vinegar, salt and pepper at the table. "Poke salat" is a well-known soul dish, free for the picking and a 'common man's food". Delicious.
thetabloidsJul 26th 2010 7:10PM
i like to get poked
tpatpt109Jul 27th 2010 4:22PM
I thought a "poke" was a way of getting someones attention.