Scientists Hope Zombie Pigs Will Save Lives on the Battlefield
Look, we've long been prepared for the proliferation of zombies. It's a good thing, too, because our own government is ready to turn hordes of soldiers into the undead. But first, they have to figure out how to make it work with pigs.According to ABC News, a recent medical breakthrough funded by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), which involves putting the body in a state of "suspended animation," could save thousands of lives on the battlefield. (So maybe we jumped the gun on the whole zombie thing, but "suspended animation" sounds suspicious.). Essentially, the process would be like making a person undead -- minus the insatiable appetite for brains, of course.
By injecting hydrogen sulfide, scientists would block the body's access to oxygen, which would stop blood flow and heartbeat until proper treatment could be administered. The experiment worked with worms and rats, but pigs are the next step before testing in humans, because their cardiovascular system closely resembles ours. If future trials are successful, scientists say this process could one day be used on civilians, too. This isn't even the most bizarre pig-related story we've seen lately.
All along, we thought pigs were only good for aiding Internet crazes. Turns out, they're useful on the battlefield, too. We'll never watch 'Babe' or eat bacon the same way again. [From: ABC News]





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Subscribe to commentsirrenmannDec 12th 2009 6:51PM
Yeah...zombies are animate.
Interesting story, though. I wonder, if an advanced version of this technique were developed that could keep people suspended for years or even decades, if some people would pay for what is essentially a one-way time travel into the future. This would especially be valuable for people with certain diseases for which treatments or cures are likely to be developed. The idea has been explored in sci-fi with "freezing" people and so forth.
KrazyCalvinDec 15th 2009 11:48PM
Yea... i didnt read the story at all, I'm just going based on the title but it sounded like they were saying that in the future zombie pigs are going to fight our wars instead of humans. I like imagining this... I'm going to read the article now