Wild Pack of Turkeys Steal Kid's Bike
Imagine, for a moment, that you're a turkey. And it's November. You've been living the entire month with the specter of death hanging over your head like, well, like an axe. Everywhere you go, the comments are the same. You have to put up with the predictable "stuffing" jokes and cruelly insensitive "gravy" puns. And on your morning commute, everyone seems to stare at you and lick their lips conspicuously. It's enough to make any bird go wild, drink a fifth of Wild Turkey, and steal a helpless kid's bike. Which, apparently, is exactly what these wild turkeys decided to do. It may be difficult to stomach (especially if you're going to town on leftover turkey sandwiches). But just remember: you'd probably do the same thing. [From: Gawker]
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