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Winona Ryder and Depeche Mode Singer Subpoenaed in Stupid 'WoW' Suit

Erik Estavillo has made a name for himself by suing just about every computer and video game company he can get his lawsuit-issuing hands on. First was Sony, over being banned from the PlayStation Network. Then, the professional plaintiff filed suit against Microsoft, seeking $75,000 in restitution for his red-ring-of-death suffering Xbox 360. Later, Estavillo asked Nintendo for $5,000 in damages when a firmware update disabled his Wii Homebrew channel. Now, in his largest suit to date, Estavillo is trying to hit up Blizzard for a cool million over "deceitful" business practices.

Eastavillo's latest waste of taxpayer money, and California courts' time, claims that Blizzard's 'World of Warcraft' intentionally employs slow game-play mechanics in order to drag out games and consequently increase subscription profits. Specifically, he complains that transportation in the game is unnecessarily slow -- until you reach a certain level (and spend a certain amount in time and subscription fees), or after you've purchased an expansion pack.

The nutty plaintiff even claims that 'WoW' has negatively affected his health. He complains of suffering from OCD, agoraphobia, panic disorder, major depression, and Crohn's Disease, and likens these ailments to those of Shawn Woolley, an 'EverQuest' gamer who took his own life in 2001. According to GamePolitics, Estavillo said he "doesn't want to end up like Shawn," and attributed what "little ongoing happiness" he has to video games.

By now, we're sure most of you are doing a big facepalm, but don't look away prematurely; it gets worse. The gamer and drama-queen has actually subpoenaed Martin Lee Gore (of Depeche Mode) and Winona Ryder to testify on his behalf. Gore was subpoenaed because he is "sad, lonely, and alienated, as can be seen in the songs he writes," while Winona was tapped because she shares Estavillo's appreciation of 'Catcher in the Rye.'

In addition to the $1 million in damages, the suit asks that the court force Blizzard to make changes to 'WoW' in order to address his complaint about game-play speed. Thankfully, we're pretty sure that this suit, like his attempt against Sony, will get tossed out pretty quickly. [From: GamePolitics]

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