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Microsoft Store Employees (Electric) Slide to Humiliating New Lows


Being forced to use moronic terms like "paradigm," "outside-the-box," and "proactive" can be depressing for corporate employees. But suffering through humiliating and soul-crushing corporate rituals can be even more debilitating to one's sense of individuality and autonomy.

While reeducation camps corporate retreats and orchestrated events are popular among big businesses, very few companies attract as much publicity as Microsoft does for its ridiculous and embarrassing stunts. Apparently hell-bent on eradicating the sense of self-worth in its employees, Microsoft recently forced workers at the inaugural Microsoft Store in California to perform a (somewhat) synchronized electric slide dance routine (video after the break). The incredibly uncomfortable display, which features a heavy dose of overweight white dudes (and awkwardly faded jeans), doesn't appear spontaneous at all and lasts for an intensely painful four minutes and 44 seconds.

Microsoft's constant media presence definitely makes it an easy target, but its ridiculous ads, like the infamous vomit spot, and other quirky shenanigans only exacerbate the company's lame public image. If there's an organization that fails harder than Microsoft in its attempts to be trendy, creative, and cool, we'd like to hear about it. [From: Engadget]

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