Google Search Suggestions Show Popular, Moronic Queries

Fair enough; people who use the Internet can be quite daft. But that's the joy on the Web, having immediate answers to questions you might feel to, er...stupid to ask. A lost soul could type in an absurd question, like "Am I having a heart attack?" and quickly get a plethora of responses. Sure, typing in "Why can't I..." reveals the silly-sounding "Own a Canadian," but actually hearkens back to a Dr. Laura radio program. Typing, "Why would a..." in the UK Google box is finished by "...married man cheat?" but on the regular .com, we see "...a change in ph cause a protein to denature" as the top result, followed by "...a cat stop using a litter box?" Honestly, both are questions that should be answered immediately. (Note: Search results are based in popularity, so perhaps there has been a spike in pH changes recently.)
Let's be real, CNET. Searching "Can you drink...?" is just asking for trouble. Nothing smart ever came out of consulting the Net on drinking habits, and even the most sophisticated has, at one point, pondered over whether or not urine could be consumed. You know, just to be sure. To further prove our faith in human beings, we typed in, "What would happen if...?" and the first Google suggestion was, "...I hired two private investigators to follow each other?" Good question, Google. One for the ages. [From: CNET.co.uk]




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