14-Year-Old Boy Leads 1.4M Strong Facebook Insurgency Group

Jonathan Woodlief, an 8th grader from North Carolina, has taken the helms of the anti new-Facebook movement after assuming the title of administrator for a major insurgency group. The Charlotte Observer reports that Woodlief joined the group called "CHANGE FACEBOOK BACK TO NORMAL!" and after the original creator quit his administrative duties, Woodlief picked up the mutiny ball and ran with it. The teenager wasted no time in setting high goals for his freedom fighters, imploring them to "try and get 10,000,000 people to join!"
Since then, Woodlief has received countless messages and friend requests, and group membership has similarly mushroomed. All this came as a surprise to his parents, who were totally unaware of their son's newfound celebrity. When contacted for comment by the Observer, Woodlief's befuddled father replied, "He's doing what on Facebook?"
Zuckerberg, take notice. The masses, freshly invigorated by a 14-year-old demagogue, are mad as hell. And they're not gonna take it anymore. [From: Newsobserver.com via Columbia Journalism Review]





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Comments
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Subscribe to commentsPNov 3rd 2009 3:00AM
If the users aren't gonna take it anymore then they should GTFO. It's a free service, and they aren't locked into a contract or anything. Don't like it? Too bad. Go join another social website, or get off your fat lazy butts and start your own.
ChrisNov 2nd 2009 5:30PM
This is just a trial run. In his next move Locke, I mean Jonathan, will take over control of the U.N.
JustinNov 2nd 2009 6:24PM
Enders game reference right?