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The Laughable $147 'Audio Grade' Power Outlet

The Laughable $147
We've heard plenty of spurious claims made about so-called "high-end" products -- most often in the world of audio and video. High-end HDMI cables hijack consumers for their cash, and phrases like "gold-plated" and "silver content soldered" get tossed around as if they actually meant something -- all in an age when most connections are digital (and therefore less susceptible to signal degradation). Normally, when companies try to rip off consumers by selling "high-end" gear (essentially, the same as lower-priced competitors but with fancy words attached), we get irate. But the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket is so obvious in its uselessness that we can't help but have a bit of a laugh.

So what exactly is an "audio grade" socket? Well it's a wall outlet. But not just any wall outlet, mind you. This power socket "features glass-filled, nylon front and rear housings," as well as a gold-plated, solid brass "[mounting] strap, rivets, grounding strip" and "terminal clamps." It also uses "a three-layer plating process," "[oxygen] free copper plating, electrolysis nickel, and finally 24k gold plating." And lastly, the "receptacle contacts are cryogenically heat treat hardened."

What does that all mean? Theoretically, it means better power transfer and less interference, we suppose, but you'd probably have to have the hearing of an elephant or dolphin to hear the difference.

Reviews of the socket are glowing, though, with one user stating:
"I put in my favorite movie The Delta Force starring Chuck Norris... When the movie was over my TV exploded and Chuck Norris stood in the carnage. Then he picked up my wife and gave her the best rogering she has ever had (the doctors say she might be able to walk again after intensive physical theropy). Two thumbs way up!!" [Ed. note: This review seems to have been taken down by administrators.]
Oh, and if you're wondering how much it costs to snag yourself one of these "audio grade" outlets, it's a laughable $147.72. If you buy four or more you can get that down to $140.33 apiece. Who could resist a deal like that? [From: PartsExpress, via BoingBoing]

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